Caption Competition

[sootyuk]

<div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div>These are always good fun, so I thought I'd start one off <img src="/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /> <img src="http://mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/cheesy50/EQ2_000091.jpg"> <img src="/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /> Gratuitous Monty Python reference.<p><font size="2"><font face="Arial">"And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.""Right! One... two... five!"</font></font><span class="time_text"></span></p><p>Message Edited by sootyuk on <span class=date_text>11-20-2005</span> <span class=time_text>01:57 AM</span>

[Faithes]

How do I play? =D <div></div>

[sootyuk]

<div></div><div></div>Just think up a funny caption for the picture, Simple! Edit: added example caption to the original post <div></div><p>Message Edited by sootyuk on <span class=date_text>11-20-2005</span> <span class=time_text>02:05 AM</span>

[Krelfeari]

<P><FONT color=#ff3399 size=4>THUNDERCATS....</FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#ff3366 size=5>THUNDERCATS......</FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#ff3333 size=6>THUNDERCATS!</FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#ff3300 size=7>HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!</FONT></P> <P> </P> <P>p.s. I winzzor!</P>

[Hac]

<DIV>ooh a bird!<BR>I SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE!!</DIV>

[Nexiia]

<P><STRONG><FONT color=#6633ff>"Hurry! The portal to RL is closing!! Escape Norrath and Invade the planet Earth!"<BR>   your mother in law doesnt look like an Ogre for no reason <img src="/smilies/283a16da79f3aa23fe1025c96295f04f.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /></FONT></STRONG></P>

[Nuhus]

<span><blockquote><hr>Nexiia wrote:<p><strong><font color="#6633ff">"Hurry! The portal to RL is closing!! Escape Norrath and Invade the planet Earth!"   your mother in law doesnt look like an Ogre for no reason <img src="/smilies/283a16da79f3aa23fe1025c96295f04f.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /></font></strong></p> <div></div><hr></blockquote>*hug* I hope you are the right person I am thinking of... *runs*</span><div></div>

[Tallisman]

"The pipework looked like it needed some work, but perhaps he'd put too much oxygen into his blowtorch..."

[Xakkoriz]

"When Wizardry goes worng..." <div></div>

[Xenrath]

<DIV>"Hrmm.... this worked for those guys in Sliders...."</DIV>

[Kenel]

"And THIS is what happens when you can't tell the difference between a SLOW burning fuse and a QUICK burning one."

[Wylamar]

<div></div>"Arrr ! Tube of 100% Deflection burns my [Removed for Content]' hand .. again!" <div></div><p>Message Edited by Wylamar on <span class=date_text>11-21-2005</span> <span class=time_text>08:54 AM</span>

[fodder6]

"Pull my finger!"<div></div>

[Ekuthh]

Why you shouldnt keep a torch equipped and eat Bootstrutter's Beefy Bean Burritos...

[Zaelicor]

That'll teach me to listen to a dwarf in a plumber uniform again. Invincible star my tail!"<div></div>

[Crolack]

"It tastes like burning." <p>Message Edited by Crolack on <span class=date_text>11-21-2005</span> <span class=time_text>04:34 PM</span>

[Lithran]

BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!!!!Think I got that right.

[Maurin]

No, Bud Light!

[Jathal]

... Suddenly, <STRONG>CAT-ASTROPHE!</STRONG>

[Soloras]

<P>Uh-oh...  Looks like King Midas is at it again...</P> <P> </P> <P> </P>

[Darcblood]

So that's what happens when you feed a seagull alka seltzer...

[DanielAtchison]

"OMG OMG OMG, i caught it!! i got it finally..... wait wait whats this... ewww its a firefly" <div></div>

[FelthLightbring]

The rumors were true. You could indeed hold a fart in your hand. Standing next to a fire with said fart however is not advised.....

[Dimgroth]

"This! *Loud Explosion* "..Is My BOOM STICK!!"  <span>:manwink:</span><span><span></span></span> <div></div>

[Barq Bandit]

<FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#ccffff size=3></FONT> <DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#ccffff size=3>Afterwards, all Gnomish firework manufacturers were required to print the warnings about holding their products in a closed hand in Common.</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#ccffff size=3></FONT> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV>

[DemosEye]

Just because we're veterans in-game, doesnt mean we're old enough to know not to play with fireworks... <div></div>

[sootyuk]

<div></div><div></div>lithran said<hr>BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!!!!Think I got that right.<hr>lol, couldn't resist<img src="http://mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/cheesy50/FW.gif"><div></div><p>Message Edited by sootyuk on <span class=date_text>12-05-2005</span> <span class=time_text>09:37 PM</span>