Performance enhancement on raids? :D

[TofuPatty]

<blockquote><hr>Jay42 wrote:<div>Some claim that a few drinks (or whatever) increases DPS, though preliminary reports indicate a potentially increased frequency of racy mistells, unnecessary adds, bad pulls, aggro issues, and unsolicited nudity. </div><hr></blockquote>This is a vicious lie.  Being drunk is essential to my dps.  So there.<div></div>

[Teksun]

<div><blockquote><hr>Jay42 wrote:<div></div> <p>OMG, you guys just took my completely irrelevant humorous waste of a thread and made it <em>informative and useful.</em></p> <p>I [Removed for Content]' HATE you people!</p> <p>/stomps off </p><hr></blockquote>/WHOOPAnything to get the kittay hissing.I was going to help you out Kaeros, but after the first three posts, I just thought maybe it was me that misunderstood your OP <img src="/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />And yes: Drinking on the raid is mandatory: ESPECIALLY for certain GUILD LEADERS who shall remain nameless beacause they read the Ranger forums... (nod, nod, wink, wink, grin, grin)</div>

[EomerFarst]

<BLOCKQUOTE> <P>I am in a very good raid guild on my server and usually I am at around 500+ STR with group buffs so I don't need potions.<BR>But If I am not buffed then I will use grandmaster STR or INT potions <img src="/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /></P> <P>One thing I do in raids is always try use Grandmaster stuff as it will help my DPS more than the cheaper stuff.<BR></P></BLOCKQUOTE>

[Jay]

<BR> <BLOCKQUOTE> <HR> Teksun wrote:<BR> <DIV><BR>And yes: Drinking on the raid is mandatory: ESPECIALLY for certain GUILD LEADERS who shall remain nameless beacause they read the Ranger forums... (nod, nod, wink, wink, grin, grin)<BR></DIV> <HR> </BLOCKQUOTE> <P>OMG you're so fired! More ranger lewtz for me! <cackles></P> <P>Besides, if I didn't drink on raids, what other scapegoat would I have for sorry parse numbers? <img src="/smilies/8a80c6485cd926be453217d59a84a888.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /><BR></P>

[Judist]

To bad ya cant tote and <U>place</U> that "world event" keg around for raids. Would like to see a raid try to take on some named with that effect going off <img src="/smilies/69934afc394145350659cd7add244ca9.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />

[Gerdos]

<DIV>(magic) mushrooms and mead or wine work wonders.</DIV> <DIV>To go another level, try licking toads.  :smileywink:</DIV> <DIV> </DIV>

[Jay]

LOL... "BRB guys, need a new toad. AFK a minute."

[Gareorn]

<BR> <BLOCKQUOTE> <HR> Jay42 wrote:<BR> LOL... "BRB guys, need a new toad. AFK a minute."<BR> <HR> </BLOCKQUOTE><BR>Is this a BYOB (Bring Your Own Bofo) party?  I need to go find me a toad too.

[Serventof Wrath]

<P>HAHAHAHAHA</P> <P>I am so gonna just walk over at random times and /lick our Frog Troub from now on just to see if anyone asks what I'm doing.......</P>

[Jay]

<DIV>[Removed for Content], that is an *excellent* idea. Periodically throw out a random custom emote like "Oolan can feel the colors flowing" or "Oolan finally understands Pink Floyd" and stuff like that. Hmm I wish we had more froggies...</DIV>

[Serventof Wrath]

We have a frog troub and a frog necro some how I think the troub would be fresher.......

[Jowita]

<BR> <BLOCKQUOTE> <HR> Jay42 wrote:<BR> <DIV>[Removed for Content], that is an *excellent* idea. Periodically throw out a random custom emote like "Oolan can feel the colors flowing" or "Oolan finally understands Pink Floyd" and stuff like that. Hmm I wish we had more froggies...</DIV><BR> <HR> </BLOCKQUOTE> <P><BR>All right, who doesn't understand Pink Floyd? Come on, people, it's not Mr. Rogers!</P> <P>Speaking of which, I still don't get that guy. He's dead, but he still feels alive to me. Sometimes, after a long night of crafting poisons, I see him sitting on the floor by my chair, slowly zipping and unzipping that dingy brown sweater and giving me this knowing, sort-of-creepy pedofile smile.</P> <P>(Perhaps this derailment belongs in a "You Know You've Been Playing Too Much EQ2 When..." thread. Can you say, "I'm sorry?" I knew you could.)</P> <P>Oh, and frog licking's got nothing on sucking Troll pimples. THAT, friends and neighbors, is what separates the men from the boys. (Boys. Can you say nice? I knew you could.)</P> <P>Jowita</P> <P>P.S. I've officially creeped myself out.</P><p>Message Edited by Flidias on <span class=date_text>09-21-2006</span> <span class=time_text>04:04 PM</span>

[Jay]

<BR> <BLOCKQUOTE> <HR> Flidias wrote:<BR> <BR> <BLOCKQUOTE>I see him sitting on the floor by my chair, slowly zipping and unzipping that dingy brown sweater...</BLOCKQUOTE> <HR> </BLOCKQUOTE> <P>You're sure it was the sweater...? </P> <P>/shudders<BR></P>

[Jowita]

<P>Oh my. Now I'm officially Creeped Out Mega.</P> <P>Thanks, Jay. Thanks a lot.</P> <P> </P> <P>Jowita</P>

[Jay]

<P>Hey, I wasn't the one zipping and unzipping. </P> <P>But I could be! :smileysurprised:</P>

[Teksun]

The sweater thing didn't creep me out HALF as much as the sucking Troll pimples thing.../BLECH<div></div>

[Serventof Wrath]

<P>Ok after my first night raiding while on the "FROG" here are my results:</P> <P>I made 4 macros they all started with /em licks %T      then /say "random odd comment"     followed with /em random funny condition</P> <P>I can honestly say all I really noticed was the Troub had a hard time concentraing cause while my toad licking was all macrolishious he had to stop what he was doing each time to yell at me to stop licking him <img src="/smilies/69934afc394145350659cd7add244ca9.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /></P> <P> </P>