Rangers...

[Kiara-]

<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#cc99ff>So, gnomes are these totally amazing creatures.</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#cc99ff></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#cc99ff>They found a way to do brain transplants.</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#cc99ff></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#cc99ff>Priests brains go for roughly 40p.</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#cc99ff>Other classes around 10-30p.</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#cc99ff>Rangers... 100pp.</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#cc99ff></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#cc99ff>I asked a gnome why this was...</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#cc99ff></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#cc99ff>He said cause Ranger brains have never been used.</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#cc99ff></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#cc99ff><img src="/smilies/283a16da79f3aa23fe1025c96295f04f.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /></FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#cc99ff></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#cc99ff>Come on ... laugh.  And it's all my fault people make Ranger jokes in the first place.  Just so you know.  I was THAT bad in EQ1.  I'm now forbidden to ever roll another Ranger.  So your reputations are safe <img src="/smilies/283a16da79f3aa23fe1025c96295f04f.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /></FONT></DIV>

[Sulas]

Aaaaaaaahhhh ha ha ha ha ha!very funny.<div></div>

[Saihung23]

<P>You got the courage up to finally hit submit!</P> <P> </P> <P>Yay!</P> <P> </P> <P>Funny ranger joke btw <img src="/smilies/283a16da79f3aa23fe1025c96295f04f.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /></P>

[Kiara-]

<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#cc99ff>courage nothing <img src="/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />  i needed a joke that hadn't been done yet <img src="/smilies/8a80c6485cd926be453217d59a84a888.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /></FONT></DIV>

[Jay]

<P>Q: How can you tell a ranger broke into your house while you were away?</P> <P>A: Your housecat is still camping his corpse when you return. </P>

[Savanja]

I heart you Kiara.<div></div>

[Gerdos]

<DIV>i've just passed my 50th post ... and it feels like i've posted a lot, and i've been registered for 18months.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>But, people on this thread .. :smileysurprised: :smileysurprised:</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>and i thought getting to 500 would take forever .....</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>600+, 2500+, 4000+, 6000+, 10000+ posts ........... and counting       :smileysurprised:        :smileysurprised:       :smileywink:</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV>

[Serakk]

<P>why'd the ranger cross the road?</P> <P> </P> <P> </P> <P> </P> <P>the chicken had him at two bub's of life...</P>

[TaleraRis]

LOL

[Articulas]

wtg Kiara <span>:smileytongue:</span><div></div>

[44Dragon]

<BR> <BLOCKQUOTE> <HR> Kiara wrote:<BR> <DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#cc99ff>courage nothing <img src="/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />  i needed a joke that hadn't been done yet <img src="/smilies/8a80c6485cd926be453217d59a84a888.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /></FONT></DIV><BR> <HR> </BLOCKQUOTE><BR>Somebody is getting spanked for this thread!

[HazlenutElf]

<BR> <BLOCKQUOTE> <HR> 44Dragon wrote:<BR> <BR> <BLOCKQUOTE> <HR> Kiara wrote:<BR> <DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#cc99ff>courage nothing <img src="/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />  i needed a joke that hadn't been done yet <img src="/smilies/8a80c6485cd926be453217d59a84a888.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /></FONT></DIV><BR> <HR> </BLOCKQUOTE><BR>Somebody is getting spanked for this thread!<BR> <HR> </BLOCKQUOTE>:smileysurprised:<BR>

[Jay]

<BR> <BLOCKQUOTE> <HR> Gerdos wrote:<BR> <DIV>i've just passed my 50th post ... and it feels like i've posted a lot, and i've been registered for 18months.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>But, people on this thread .. :smileysurprised: :smileysurprised:</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>and i thought getting to 500 would take forever .....</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>600+, 2500+, 4000+, 6000+, 10000+ posts ........... and counting       :smileysurprised:        :smileysurprised:       :smileywink:</DIV> <DIV> <HR> </DIV></BLOCKQUOTE> <P>They're the professionals, the ones that get paid for posting on the EQ2 forums.</P> <P>Though I guess you could make the case that I get paid *while* posting on the forums...  /glances over shoulder</P>

[Kiara-]

<BR> <BLOCKQUOTE> <HR> 44Dragon wrote:<BR> <BR> <BLOCKQUOTE> <HR> Kiara wrote:<BR> <DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#cc99ff>courage nothing <img src="/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />  i needed a joke that hadn't been done yet <img src="/smilies/8a80c6485cd926be453217d59a84a888.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /></FONT></DIV><BR> <HR> </BLOCKQUOTE><BR>Somebody is getting spanked for this thread!<BR> <HR> </BLOCKQUOTE><BR><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#cc99ff>Time and place, sweetie <img src="/smilies/8a80c6485cd926be453217d59a84a888.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />  You know how to reach me <img src="/smilies/283a16da79f3aa23fe1025c96295f04f.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /></FONT>

[Kiara-]

<BR> <BLOCKQUOTE> <HR> Savanja wrote:<BR>I heart you Kiara.<BR> <BR> <HR> </BLOCKQUOTE><BR><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#cc99ff>Right back at you gorgeous <img src="/smilies/283a16da79f3aa23fe1025c96295f04f.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /></FONT>

[BSbon]

<BR> <BLOCKQUOTE> <HR> Gerdos wrote:<BR> <DIV>i've just passed my 50th post ... and it feels like i've posted a lot, and i've been registered for 18months.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>But, people on this thread .. :smileysurprised: :smileysurprised:</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>and i thought getting to 500 would take forever .....</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>600+, 2500+, 4000+, 6000+, 10000+ posts ........... and counting       :smileysurprised:        :smileysurprised:       :smileywink:</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV><BR> <HR> </BLOCKQUOTE><BR>they are spammers. the sit on the boards all day long and post post post. <img src="/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /> mostly in the NGD but now they are invading my ranger and beastlord board <img src="/smilies/9d71f0541cff0a302a0309c5079e8dee.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />

[Articulas]

<div><blockquote><hr>bongotez wrote:<div></div> <blockquote> <hr> Gerdos wrote: <div>i've just passed my 50th post ... and it feels like i've posted a lot, and i've been registered for 18months.</div> <div> </div> <div>But, people on this thread .. :smileysurprised: :smileysurprised:</div> <div> </div> <div>and i thought getting to 500 would take forever .....</div> <div> </div> <div>600+, 2500+, 4000+, 6000+, 10000+ posts ........... and counting       :smileysurprised:        :smileysurprised:       :smileywink:</div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <hr> </blockquote>they are spammers. the sit on the boards all day long and post post post. <img src="/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /> mostly in the NGD but now they are invading my ranger and beastlord board <img src="/smilies/9d71f0541cff0a302a0309c5079e8dee.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /><hr></blockquote>o.O<span>:smileytongue:</span></div>

[xandez]

ROOOFFFFLLLL <img src="/smilies/283a16da79f3aa23fe1025c96295f04f.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />omg... ehehe ahaha... ++Xan<div></div>

[xandez]

<div></div><blockquote><hr>Jay42 wrote:<div></div> <p>Q: How can you tell a ranger broke into your house while you were away?</p> <p>A: Your housecat is still camping his corpse when you return. </p><hr></blockquote>AAAAAAAhhahahahahaah!!!Please, stop this, ill die from laughter soon <img src="/smilies/283a16da79f3aa23fe1025c96295f04f.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /> <img src="/smilies/283a16da79f3aa23fe1025c96295f04f.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />++Xan

[jarlaxle8]

<BR> <BLOCKQUOTE> <P></P> <HR> <P>bongotez wrote:</P> <P><BR>they are spammers. the sit on the boards all day long and post post post. <img src="/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /> mostly in the NGD but now they are invading my ranger and beastlord board <img src="/smilies/9d71f0541cff0a302a0309c5079e8dee.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /><BR></P> <P></P> <HR> </BLOCKQUOTE>When the NGD peeps come over to the Ranger boards to poke fun, you know the dps threads are going overboard... :smileywink:<BR>

[USAFJeeper]

<DIV>Ranger Jokes is everywhere!</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV><A href="http://trinity-alliance.org/forums/archive/index.php?t-1772.html" target=_blank>http://trinity-alliance.org/forums/archive/index.php?t-1772.html</A></DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Copied here for your viewing pleasure - Note these are EQ1 based!  THe best part of being a ranger besides good looks is the plethora of self deprecating jokes!</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV><EM>Q: Why does it rain so much in the Karanas? <BR>A: Because everytime a Ranger dies, Tunare sheds a tear. <BR><BR>Q: How can you tell a Ranger tried to break into your house?? <BR>A: Your kitten is camping his corpse. <BR><BR>Q: Why don't Rangers get FD? <BR>A: Because the fall to the ground would kill them. <BR><BR>Q: What do you call a Warrior with no arms and no legs? <BR>A: I don't know, but it's better than a Ranger. <BR><BR>Q: How do you know when a Ranger has been tanking? <BR>A: You're on CR. <BR><BR>Q: Why is Ranger armor green and brown? <BR>A: Green so they can find their corpse in the dirt and brown so they can find their corpse on the grass. <BR><BR>Q: Why is a Ranger like a cheap $20.00 [Removed for Content]? <BR>A: They go DOWN on anything and everything. <BR><BR>Q: Whats the shortest Ranger joke ever? <BR>A: LFG. <BR><BR>Q: what do you call a Druid that doesnt have any spells and thinks he can melee? <BR>A: A Ranger! <BR><BR>Q: What is the difference between a Ranger and a corpse? <BR>A: 30 seconds of combat! <BR><BR>Q: What did one Ranger say to the other at the soulbinder? <BR>A: Do you come here often? <BR><BR>Q: Why did the Ranger cross the road ? <BR>A: Because the chicken got him down to half a bub ! <BR>A: To get his corpse.<BR><BR>Q: How many Rangers does it take to change a lightbulb?<BR>A: Two. One to change the bulb, and one to watch out for green cons.<BR><BR><BR><BR>Things to ask a Ranger: <BR><BR>-Ask if they need to get Aego before going in out door zones just in case it rains and they start losing HP. <BR><BR>-Ask them if they've made a "/consent" hotkey yet to save time. <BR><BR>-Ask them why they came to this raid, since there will be no need for them to eat any DT's. <BR><BR><BR><BR>Misc: <BR><BR>-/shout TRAIN TO ZONE!!! RANGERS AND CHILDREN FIRST!! <BR><BR>-A_Random_Guildie says, "What does this MOB drop?" <BR>You say, "RANGERS!" <BR><BR>-A Ranger walks into a bar.... LOADING PLEASE WAIT. <BR><BR>-Just after Kunark was released and epic discusions were rife. General consensus was that the Ranger epic would proc "resurrection". It's more mana-efficient to rez a Ranger then heal one. <BR><BR>-Monk (pulling): "Incoming, random_mob_o1 times three!!" <BR>Raid Leader: "Off yer butz! Meleers to the front, casters step back....Rangers....try to look as if you are contributing."<BR><BR></EM></DIV>

[Keredh]

<BR> <BLOCKQUOTE> <HR> USAFJeeper wrote:<BR> <DIV>Ranger Jokes is everywhere!</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV><EM><BR>-A Ranger walks into a bar.... LOADING PLEASE WAIT. <BR><BR></EM> <HR> </DIV></BLOCKQUOTE> <P>Memories, memories... :smileyvery-happy: Threads like this remind me why I still play a ranger... The only class community that can laugh at itself and still have a good time in game!</P> <P>Ker</P>

[Serakk]

<BR> <BLOCKQUOTE> <HR> USAFJeeper wrote:<BR> <DIV><EM><BR><BR>Q: How many Rangers does it take to change a lightbulb?<BR>A: Two. One to change the bulb, and one to watch out for green cons.<BR><BR><BR></EM></DIV> <P><BR></P> <HR> <P> </P> <P>Actually I have a copyright on the original joke that this was derived from :smileytongue: and since it's wrong I will give the correct answer.</P> <P><EM>A: 3 ,1 to change it,1 to drag the first one's corpse,and the third to look for a rez.</EM></P></BLOCKQUOTE><BR>

[Teksun]

<div><blockquote><hr>USAFJeeper wrote:<div><em>-/shout TRAIN TO ZONE!!! RANGERS AND CHILDREN FIRST!! </em></div><hr></blockquote>I LOVE that one <img src="/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /></div>

[USAFJeeper]

<DIV>Of course true to the spirit of the ranger...  I still get lost in WIllow Wood and have to evac to get started over!</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Dont follow the ranger, not only is he lost but he jumps off things!</DIV>

[44Dragon]

<BR> <BLOCKQUOTE> <HR> Teksun wrote:<BR> <DIV><BR> <BLOCKQUOTE> <HR> USAFJeeper wrote:<BR> <DIV><EM>-/shout TRAIN TO ZONE!!! RANGERS AND CHILDREN FIRST!! <BR><BR></EM></DIV> <HR> </BLOCKQUOTE><BR>I LOVE that one <img src="/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /><BR></DIV><BR> <HR> </BLOCKQUOTE> <P><BR>That used to be my train shout ^^^^^</P> <P>:smileytongue:</P>

[Teksun]

<div><blockquote><hr>Kiara wrote:<div><font color="#cc99ff" face="Comic Sans MS">So, gnomes are these totally amazing creatures.</font></div> <div><font color="#cc99ff" face="Comic Sans MS"></font> </div> <div><font color="#cc99ff" face="Comic Sans MS">They found a way to do brain transplants.</font></div> <div><font color="#cc99ff" face="Comic Sans MS"></font> </div> <div><font color="#cc99ff" face="Comic Sans MS">Priests brains go for roughly 40p.</font></div> <div><font color="#cc99ff" face="Comic Sans MS">Other classes around 10-30p.</font></div> <div><font color="#cc99ff" face="Comic Sans MS">Rangers... 100pp.</font></div> <div><font color="#cc99ff" face="Comic Sans MS"></font> </div> <div><font color="#cc99ff" face="Comic Sans MS">I asked a gnome why this was...</font></div> <div><font color="#cc99ff" face="Comic Sans MS"></font> </div> <div><font color="#cc99ff" face="Comic Sans MS">He said cause Ranger brains have never been used.</font></div> <div><font color="#cc99ff" face="Comic Sans MS"></font> </div> <div><font color="#cc99ff" face="Comic Sans MS"><img src="/smilies/283a16da79f3aa23fe1025c96295f04f.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /></font></div> <div><font color="#cc99ff" face="Comic Sans MS"></font> </div> <div><font color="#cc99ff" face="Comic Sans MS">Come on ... laugh.  And it's all my fault people make Ranger jokes in the first place.  Just so you know.  I was THAT bad in EQ1.  I'm now forbidden to ever roll another Ranger.  So your reputations are safe <img src="/smilies/283a16da79f3aa23fe1025c96295f04f.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /></font></div><hr></blockquote>Buying brains by the pound gets expensive though, both Gnomes and Barbarians are quite high: It takes a LOT of gnomes to get a pound of brains... And as for barbarians, do you know how hard it is to clean them???</div>

[Saihung23]

<P>Oh. my. god.</P> <P>Its a full scale invasion!</P> <P>Flee rangers! Flee!</P> <P><IMG src="http://pictureserver.funnyjunk.com/pics2/army_baby.jpg"></P>

[Raahl]

<DIV>ROFL!  Great jokes.. </DIV>

[Jay]

ROFL jesus Sai, that pic is both disturbing and hilarious. Much like the person posting it. <img src="/smilies/8a80c6485cd926be453217d59a84a888.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />

[Saihung23]

<P>I try Jay, I try...lol</P> <P>Try not to stare at it too long...thats when it gets disturbing <img src="/smilies/69934afc394145350659cd7add244ca9.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /></P>

[xandez]

<P>heheh... lovely <img src="/smilies/283a16da79f3aa23fe1025c96295f04f.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /></P> <P>++Xan</P>