The Ultimate Ranger

[Ranja]

<div>A little website that pays tribute to the ultimate Ranja!</div><div> </div><div><a target="_blank" href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/">http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/</a></div><div> </div><div>Elbryan63 Ranger</div>

[Ranja]

<div></div><div></div><p>A couple of my favorites!</p><p> </p><p>Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.</p><p>Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him that there was a stripper in it.</p><p>There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard there is only another fist.</p><p>While urinating Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium</p><p>Elbryan63 Ranger</p><p>Message Edited by bentgate on <span class="date_text">03-10-2006</span><span class="time_text">08:43 AM</span></p>

[Serventof Wrath]

<div></div><p>lol</p><p>"There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live."</p><p>was the one I liked the best <img src="/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /></p><p> </p><p>Oolan Woodswraith</p><p>57 Ranger Najena</p>

[Ranja]

<div></div><p>Yes there are so many good ones.</p><p>Outer space exists because it is afraid to be on earth with Chuck Norris</p><p> </p><p>Elbryan63 Ranger</p>

[JerseyBoy20]

<div></div><p>My favorite will ALWAYS be:</p><p>Crop circles are just Chuck Noris' way of saying sometimes corn just needs to lie the *%^$ down!</p><p>I can't stop laughing every time I see it...</p>

[chrno01]

<font color="FF6600"><b>Chuck Norris' birthday was yesterday I didn't even log onto EQ2 I just watched  texas ranger reruns all day haha.When you masterbate god kills a kitten. When god masterbades Chuck Norris kills a lion.</b></font><div></div>

[Luag]

<div></div>Chuck Norris' tears are the cure for cancer, unfortunately he has never, and will never cry

[Steezi]

<div></div><div></div><p>Chuck Norris once sold his soul to the devil for unparalleled martial arts ability. Once granted, the devil asked for Chuck's soul in return....only to recieve a rounhouse kick square in the jaw.</p><p>The devil said later.." In hindsight, i prolly shoulda seen it coming..."</p><p>Message Edited by Steezity on <span class="date_text">03-12-2006</span><span class="time_text">02:58 PM</span></p>

[DarkMirrax]

<div></div><blockquote><hr>bentgate wrote:<div>A little website that pays tribute to the ultimate Ranja!</div><div> </div><div><a href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/" target="_blank">http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/</a></div><div> </div><div>Elbryan63 Ranger</div><hr></blockquote><p>Woot why is everyone taking the ever so OBVIOUS BRUISER as a ranger ??? [expletive haxx0red by Raijinn] !!!!!!!</p><p>Chucks a brusier simple</p>

[Ranja]

<div></div><blockquote><hr>DarkMirrax wrote:<div></div><blockquote><hr>bentgate wrote:<div>A little website that pays tribute to the ultimate Ranja!</div><div> </div><div><a href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/" target="_blank">http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/</a></div><div> </div><div>Elbryan63 Ranger</div><hr></blockquote><p>Woot why is everyone taking the ever so OBVIOUS BRUISER as a ranger ??? [expletive haxx0red by Raijinn] !!!!!!!</p><p>Chucks a brusier simple</p><hr></blockquote><p>I think it is because Texas Walker RANGER</p><p>Elbryan64 Ranger</p>

[StealthM0]

<div>Chuck Norris was stabbed fatally in the eye today with a soldering iron by Christopher Walken. When asked why Mr. Walken replied, "He was talking to my man all wrong". News at six. </div>

[MakhailSamma]

<div></div><blockquote><hr>bentgate wrote:<div></div><blockquote><hr>DarkMirrax wrote:<div></div><blockquote><hr>bentgate wrote:<div>A little website that pays tribute to the ultimate Ranja!</div><div> </div><div><a target="_blank" href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/">http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/</a></div><div> </div><div>Elbryan63 Ranger</div><hr></blockquote><p>Woot why is everyone taking the ever so OBVIOUS BRUISER as a ranger ??? [expletive haxx0red by Raijinn] !!!!!!!</p><p>Chucks a brusier simple</p><hr></blockquote><p>I think it is because Texas Walker RANGER</p><p>Elbryan64 Ranger</p><hr></blockquote>Wrong type of ranger..