Jesus take this bow

[Kasm]

<div></div><div><span>He was riding his horse last Tuesday on his way to KoSThe day before he was powerfulIf he was able to go to KoS the day before mobs would have coweredWaiting on the spires to port him up he was running low on faith and poisonsIts been a long hard dayHe had a lot on his mind and he didn't pay attentionBefore he knew it he was in KoS running around completely unstealthed <span> </span>He noticed the Mobs look on their faces as he ran byHe saw both him and his faithful horse lives flash before his eyesHe didn't even have time to notch an arrowHe was sooo scaredHe threw his hands up in the airJesus take this bowTake it from my handsCause I can't do this all on my ownI'm letting goSo give me one more chanceTo save me from this nerf I'm onJesus take this bowIt was getting colder when he made it to the crash siteAnd he pulled his horse to a stopHis lifes blood spilling in a puddleAnd for the first time in a long timeHe bowed his head to prayHe said I'm sorry for the wayI've been living my life killing triple upsI know I've got to changeSo from now on tonightJesus take this bowTake it from my handsCause I can't do this all on my ownI'm letting goSo give me one more chanceTo save me from this nerf I'm onJesus take this bowOh, Jesus take this bowOh, I'm letting goSo give me one more chanceSave me from this nerf I'm onFrom this nerf I'm onJesus take this bowOh, take it, take it from me</span></div>

[Kasm]

<div></div>Ok well I thought this was funny guess maybe in poor taste now, just thought it was worth a laugh at this time in our state of affairs.

[Mary the Prophetess]

<div></div><p>I feel your pain.</p><p>clever parody though.</p>

[Meerosh]

<div></div><p>I happen to like it and the sad thing is that while I was reading I was singing the song in my head. :smileyvery-happy:</p><p> </p><p>Very nicely done.</p><p> </p><p> </p>

[Kasm]

<div></div><p>I was thinking maybe changing the wording a bit what do ya think of this...</p><p> </p><p><span><span>He was riding his horse last Tuesday on his way to KoSThe day before he was powerfulIf he was able to go to KoS the day before mobs would have coweredWaiting on the spires to port him up he was running low on faith and poisonsIts been a long hard dayHe had a lot on his mind and he didn't pay attentionBefore he knew it he was in KoS running around completely unstealthed <span> </span>He noticed the Mobs look on their faces as he ran byHe saw both him and his faithful horse lives flash before his eyesHe didn't even have time to notch an arrowHe was sooo scaredHe threw his hands up in the airSony take this bowTake it from my handsCause I can't do this all on my ownI'm letting goSo give me one more chance to do dpsSave me from this nerf I'm onSony take this bowIt was getting colder when he made it to the crash siteAnd he pulled his horse to a stopHis lifes blood spilling in a puddleAnd for the first time in a long timeHe bowed his head to prayHe said I'm sorry for the wayI've been living my life killing triple upsI know I've got to changeSo from now on tonightSony take this bowTake it from my handsCause I can't do this all on my ownI'm letting goSo give me one more chance to do dpsSave me from this nerf I'm onSony take this bowOh, Sony take this bowOh, I'm letting goSo give me one more chance to do dpsSave me from this nerf I'm onFrom this nerf I'm onSony take this bowOh, take it, take it from me and I promise no more triple ups</span></span></p>

[Blixx0]

<div></div>Vacco sits down in the pub and asks if the bar tender is willing to trade a meal for this Ironwood bow.  The bar keep drops a bowl of warm stew and hands the bow over to the serf.  I have herd of a score of arrows but what in the 9 hells do I do with a score of bows...

[Mary the Prophetess]

<div></div><p>And another:</p><p> </p><p>Stranger, take this bow away from me,I can´t use it anymore.It´s getting dark, too dark to see,Feel like I´m knockin' on Sony´s doorKnock knock knocking on Sony´s doorKnock knock knocking on Sony´s doorKnock knock knocking on Sony´s doorKnock knock knocking on Sony´s doorStranger, put my arrows into the ground,I can´t shoot them anymore.That long black cloud, it´s coming down,Feel like I´m knocking on Sony´s doorKnock knock knocking on Sony´s doorKnock knock knocking on Sony´s doorKnock knock knocking on Sony´s door, yeah yeah,Feel like I'm knockin' on Sony´s door.</p>

[Steezi]

<div></div><p>Hey HEEEEY hey hey yah!!!</p><p>-Axle</p>

[Kasm]

<div></div>These are too funny and right now I need a good laugh