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Niuan
02-23-2006, 12:11 AM
<div></div><div>We now have no mentionable dps.  No mentionable utility.  Can't tank.  Can't heal.</div><div> </div><div>Lets see if we can come up with some reasons why we would be wanted for a group/raid.</div><div> </div><div>1.  We can be an early warning system for AOE damage by standing next to epic targets on raids so the jousters can jump back in.</div><div>2.  When a VALUABLE raid member gets lost in confusing zone we can use tracking to find him/her.</div><div> </div><div>3.  We can set up the first ranged message parlor using our newly "fixed" bows on paying MoBs.  For a special price offer the "happy endings" package.</div><div> </div><div>4.  When MT gets tired out DPSing us we use our increased run speed to run to town to fetch him some water.</div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div>any other good ones out there?</div><p>Message Edited by Niuan on <span class="date_text">02-22-2006</span><span class="time_text">11:12 AM</span></p>

Jagdwol
02-23-2006, 12:18 AM
<div></div><blockquote><hr>Niuan wrote:<div></div><div> </div><div> </div><div>3.  We can set up the first ranged message parlor using our newly "fixed" bows on paying MoBs.  For a special price offer the "happy endings" package.</div><div> </div><div><p><span class="time_text"></span></p><hr></div></blockquote><p>Does the happy ending include a Ranger faceplant?</p><p> </p><p>5> We can be the group pack mule and carry all the food and water for the rest of the party as well as all their loot.</p>