Stream of... Tacos?

[Jay]

<div>I was just thinking about Dem's question - will we get a Stream replacement at 59? - and about upgrades to the Ancient Teachings skills in general, and suddenly it came to me:</div><div> </div><div>Stream of Tacos.</div><div> </div><div>Yes. You will be rooted and stunned and stifled and have bad gas but you WILL fire an uninterrupted stream of delicious crunchy tacos (can upgrade to flour tortillas and sour cream for a zillion plats) which will totally, like, own your target with spicy Mexican goodness. Not only will it provide a damage increase, but it will proc a chance to stun the target because the tacos are so flippin' delicious that the mob is just immobilized with blissful joy.</div><div> </div><div>Yes. It will affect Epic targets because no one, NO ONE can resist a scrumptious taco. And correct me if I'm wrong but nobody has Hispanic Cuisine resistance listed in their stats so we win. The recast timer will be longer because it takes a bit to make more tacos but you can clearly see that this CA will soundly outclass every other and raids will be much faster b/c of flying tacos. It stands to reason that rangers will now be the most sought-after class b/c everyone wants free tacos. Tank forgot to grab +STR food on the way out of town? Dial in the tasty ground beef tacos and let 'er rip.</div><div> </div><div>Yes. You can target friendly peeps with this CA as it will have an instant rez / full heal affect and it will do your homework, wash your car, and take care of your wife's to-do list so you can game in peace without losing key faction points. </div><div> </div><div>And they think we're overpowered now. Ha!</div>

[Bayler_x]

Sure - overpowered until you look at what the other scouts get.  Speaking of which, one problem with Stream of Tacos is that its prematurely negated by the brigand skill Blaze of Flan.  I guess it spoils their dinner.One would hope that, when adding this, they'd fix rare ammo types, to make proper use of the new provisioner rares:t1= Yellow Banana Pepperst2= Green Chilist3=t4= Cayenne Pepperst5= Jalapeno Pepperst6=t7= Habanero Peppers<div></div>

[Deml]

<div></div>This thread is proof that Jay needs his catnip taken away...permanently. lol

[brandi7920]

<div></div><p>ROFL!!!!!!</p><p>mmmm..Tacos it's what's for dinner tonight!! (bah, so much for the intended spaghetti, LOL)</p><p>heheehehhe</p>

[KnightOfTheWo]

<div><span><blockquote><hr>Bayler_xev wrote:Sure - overpowered until you look at what the other scouts get.  Speaking of which, one problem with Stream of Tacos is that its prematurely negated by the brigand skill Blaze of Flan.  I guess it spoils their dinner.One would hope that, when adding this, they'd fix rare ammo types, to make proper use of the new provisioner rares:t1= Yellow Banana Pepperst2= Green Chilist3=t4= Cayenne Pepperst5= Jalapeno Pepperst6=t7= Habanero Peppers<div></div><hr></blockquote>I'll take some of those habanero peppers, maybe try to use them on ole' Naggy...YES I will finally be the Ranger to defeat Nagafen! Munch a pepper and weep fellow Rangers...</span></div>

[Echothunder]

Yes,!!!!Holy guacamole brilliant!I am so about the Master II Stream of Tacos....Dinner tonight shall be launched from a bow...And remember for stable flight put the cheese and lettuce on the bottom!So does good hot taco sauce in the quiver provide us with a decent haste?<div></div>

[EverMan]

<div></div>Wonder if we can get Taco Bell to sponser it. We might accually get stream of tacos, you know how soe loves money :smileyvery-happy:

[King Leor]

<div>LOL, I love you guys.</div><div> </div><div>LeoricLevel 60 ranger</div>

[Jay]

<div></div><p>Don't you touch my catnip, shorty... you know better than that. <img src="/smilies/8a80c6485cd926be453217d59a84a888.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /></p><p>And besdies, I wasn't even indulging in the '[expletive haxx0red by Raijinn] when I wrote this, I just get goofy ideas from time to time and write posts without really realizing it. My image as the solemn, serious, practical forum denizen is now totally blown. Shucks. <img src="/smilies/69934afc394145350659cd7add244ca9.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /></p>

[Deml]

<div></div>That's ok, I had to almost shove my hand down my own throat to keep my coworkers from hearing me laugh so hard when I read your post.