Why the servers are still down

[TaleraRis]

Aliens came and kidnapped the entire networking staff, leaving small Vivi plushes in their place. Why do you think the servers are still down? <div></div>

[Zholain]

<font size="2">Judging from some posts by one TSR and Blackguard, it appears as if it was some sort of database issue.  FYI...Blackguard just posted a couple minutes ago that they think they have the problem fixed and hopefullly servers will be back up in about a half hour. </font><div></div>

[TaleraRis]

I know the real reason why This was meant to be a thread of amusing but totally untrue theories <img src="/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /> Because I'm bored. Been confined to the house since the 19th *sigh* <div></div>

[brandi7920]

<P>The servers went down because I'm stuck at work .. and .. umm .. the game can't function w/o me! :smileyvery-happy:</P>

[nimbus2kgold]

<P>**continues the amusing part**</P> <P>Because this morning when they were all sitting around waiting for the systems to load up everything, they got into a discussion about the Lucan De'Lere model search contest and who would have to judge it.  A fist fight broke out after they all refused to do it, nominated each other, and some foul words were thrown.  In the ensuing scuffle, one of the dev's knocked over a shelf, that knocked over a monitor, that knocked over a cup of coffe, that spilled into a case, that shorted out the system, that caused a power surge, that made the whole building go black.  </P> <P>Please be patient as the electric company is working as fast as it can... </P>

[TaleraRis]

It always comes down to coffee <div></div>

[brandi7920]

<DIV>:smileyvery-happy::smileyvery-happy::smileyvery-happy:</DIV>

[King Leor]

<P>Soooooo bored. wanna play. And see if stream of arrows hate was reduced enough to make me happy. (IE- not get me killed in raids)</P> <P>Leoric<BR>Level 60 ranger</P>