Archma
02-09-2005, 03:42 AM
<DIV>lvl 40 Troub at Oasis server - always interested in game mechanics and diverse gameplay.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Once upon a time there was a country - we call it Nurrath. Nurrath had a lot adventurers. They were divided into: </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV><FONT color=#ff0000>damage dealers</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT color=#66ff00>healers</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT color=#3300ff>tanks</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT color=#3300ff></FONT> </DIV> <DIV>Now the Gods decided there would be another class. They said:</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>This class wont deal much damage, will not be able to heal and cannot tank. However, they will be able to help all the other classes out.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>After a while the <FONT color=#0066ff>tanks</FONT> found out that this class could also tank a little bit so they started crying and complaining to the Gods.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>And the <FONT color=#66ff00>healers</FONT> found out that this class could heal a little bit and they started crying and complaining to the Gods.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>And the <FONT color=#ff0000>damage dealers </FONT>found out that this class can deal nearly as much damage as they could do so they started crying and complaining to the Gods.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>And the Gods heard all these people crying and complaining and they created a new class:</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>This class should not be able to tank - not even a little bit.</DIV> <DIV>This class should not be able to heal - not even a little bit.</DIV> <DIV>This class should be able to do a little bit of damage still. (must be a mistake here)</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>And they named the class: <FONT color=#ffff00>T</FONT><FONT color=#ff0033>r</FONT><FONT color=#66ff66>o</FONT><FONT color=#3333ff>u</FONT><FONT color=#cc3366>b</FONT><FONT color=#ccff33>a</FONT><FONT color=#336633>d</FONT><FONT color=#ff66ff>o</FONT><FONT color=#3333cc>u</FONT>r. </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>P.S. I really think these songs are annoying. We should take away their instruments, too.</DIV>