WTB hot young swashy.

[AratornCalahn]

<div></div>Bah... Ill never get a hot young (female!) swashy <img src="/smilies/9d71f0541cff0a302a0309c5079e8dee.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />(BTW those lips icon is really starting to... well... Im a brigand... you know what im saying? It just aint our thing...)<div></div><p>Message Edited by AratornCalahn on <span class="date_text">02-13-2006</span><span class="time_text">07:50 PM</span></p>

[Arody]

<div>what level swashie (lady) you looking for?!</div>

[Sadpandaa]

<div>o.O</div>

[AratornCalahn]

lol<div></div>

[Blargydeath]

<div></div>I hear you can rent Syrano by the hour, but the rates are ridiculous.<div></div>

[Mion da Peon]

<div></div><p><a target="_blank" href="http://eq2.stationexchange.com/ViewAuction.vm?auctionId=1512179">http://eq2.stationexchange.com/ViewAuction.vm?auctionId=1512179</a></p><p>Here you go!</p>

[Sadpandaa]

<span><blockquote><hr>Blargydeath wrote:<div></div>I hear you can rent Syrano by the hour, but the rates are ridiculous.<div></div><hr></blockquote><font color="#ff0033">... he didn't charge me :-/</font></span><div></div>

[Blargydeath]

<div></div><span><blockquote><hr>Sadpandaa wrote:<span><blockquote><div></div><div></div>... he didn't charge me :-/</blockquote></span><div></div><hr></blockquote>I'm going to have a word with his Customer Service Representative and raise a fuss then. <span>:smileymad:</span></span><div></div>

[AratornCalahn]

Can I hire him for target practice with my knives? <img src="/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /><div></div>

[Sadpandaa]

<font color="#ff0033">Don't you DARE poke holes in *my* Syrano.I will kill you. You're a brigand, it can't be too hard.</font><div></div>

[Luk]

<div></div><blockquote><hr>Sadpandaa wrote:<font color="#ff0033">I will kill you. You're a brigand, it can't be too hard.</font><div></div><hr></blockquote>of course its not hard, their heals are broken <img src="/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />

[AratornCalahn]

<span><blockquote><hr>Sadpandaa wrote:<font color="#ff0033">Don't you DARE poke holes in *my* Syrano.I will kill you. You're a brigand, it can't be too hard.</font><div></div><hr></blockquote>Actualy im very hard. Right now...</span><div></div>

[Sadpandaa]

<div><font color="#ff0033"><strong>O.o</strong></font></div><div><font color="#ff0033"></font> </div><div><font color="#ff0033">...</font></div><div><font color="#ff0033"></font> </div><div><font color="#ff0033">Run, ladies. Run fast, run hard. Don't stop till your lungs are fire and your legs are stone... </font></div><div> </div>

[AegisCrown]

<div>aratorn after seeing leise i imagine you would be mighty easy to kill for her...</div><div> </div><div>just a matter of opinion but you are as she said a brigand..</div><div> </div><div> </div>

[AratornCalahn]

<span><blockquote><hr>AegisCrown wrote:<div>aratorn after seeing leise i imagine you would be mighty easy to kill for her...</div><div> </div><div>just a matter of opinion but you are as she said a brigand..</div><div> </div><div> </div><hr></blockquote>Your forgeting one small point.../BAND OF THUGShahar!</span><div></div>

[Sadpandaa]

<div></div><blockquote><hr>AratornCalahn wrote:<span>Your forgeting one small point.../BAND OF THUGS</span><div></div><hr></blockquote><font color="#ff0033">I am Leise's confusion...</font>

[Syrano]

<div></div><blockquote><hr><blockquote><hr>Sadpandaa wrote:<span><blockquote><div></div><div></div>... he didn't charge me :-/</blockquote></span><div></div><hr></blockquote>I'm going to have a word with his Customer Service Representative and raise a fuss then<hr></blockquote><p>Customer Service will be glad to help you*!</p><p>As for Leise's claims and issues of billing, it's really very simple.  My rates are always negotiable and based on how much.. *ahem*.. ah.. benefit is in the situation for me.  Leise pays me in... other... ways.  Unfortunately, not all of you have so much to offer, and that means my rates are higher.</p><p>In Aratorn's case... much higher. I charge a premium to be a knife target.  Granted, I make no claims of actually allowing myself to be hit, regardless of the rate charged.</p><p> </p><p><font size="1" color="#663300">*Customer Service Hours are 1am - 1:05 am, Sundays.  We apologize for any inconvenience while you are on hold.</font></p>

[Sadpandaa]

<div></div><blockquote><hr>Syrano wrote:<div></div><blockquote> Leise pays me in... other... ways.</blockquote><p></p><hr></blockquote><p><font color="#ff0033">I make a mean pound cake.</font></p><p><font color="#ff0033"></font> </p><p><font color="#ff0033">Hehe. I said "cake."</font></p>

[Syrano]

<span><blockquote><hr>Sadpandaa wrote:<blockquote><hr>Syrano wrote:<blockquote> Leise pays me in... other... ways.</blockquote><hr></blockquote><p><font color="#ff0033">I make a mean pound cake.</font></p><p> </p><p><font color="#ff0033">Hehe. I said "cake."</font></p><hr></blockquote>Hrmm, to Quote Van Halen:</span><div align="center"><font color="#6633cc"><i><font size="4" face="Comic Sans MS">"Lemme get on, lemme get on, lemme get on some o' thatShake it up, bake it up nice, uh!Lemme get on, lemme get on, lemme get on all thatI so love my baby's poundcake"</font></i></font></div>Yes, definately.  Leise makes a *great* Poundcake.<div></div>

[Shiverr]

<div></div><p>Ahem - No. No. No.</p><p>No matter how you slice it - this formula hoods true:     <font size="6">Pie > cake</font></p><p><font size="2">Any cake....</font></p><p>:smileywink:</p><p> </p>

[AratornCalahn]

<span><blockquote><hr>9thArch wrote:<div></div><p>Ahem - No. No. No.</p><p>No matter how you slice it - this formula hoods true:     <font size="6">Pie > cake</font></p><p><font size="2">Any cake....</font></p><p>:smileywink:</p><p> </p><hr></blockquote>I dont speak the words of Pie and Cake.I do speak 1337 though, if that helps.... oh also "inuendo" I speak that too.</span><div></div>

[Sadpandaa]

<font color="#ff0033">What's innuendo?</font><font color="#ff0033"></font><font color="#ff0033"></font><font color="#ff0033">*tries to look innocent*</font><font color="#ff0033"></font><font color="#ff0033"></font><font color="#ff0033">*fails*</font><font color="#ff0033"></font><div></div>

[AratornCalahn]

<span><blockquote><hr>Sadpandaa wrote:<font color="#ff0033">What's innuendo?</font><font color="#ff0033"></font><font color="#ff0033"></font><font color="#ff0033">*tries to look innocent*</font><font color="#ff0033"></font><font color="#ff0033"></font><font color="#ff0033">*fails*</font><font color="#ff0033"></font><div></div><hr></blockquote><img src="/smilies/1cfd6e2a9a2c0cf8e74b49b35e2e46c7.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /></span><div></div>

[Chakk]

<div></div><blockquote><p></p><hr><p>9thArch wrote:</p><p>No matter how you slice it - this formula hoods true:     <font size="6">Pie > cake</font></p><p> </p><hr></blockquote>Now sir, you must answer the question which has plagued my guild/server forever.  Cheescake...pie or cake.  Btw, it's a pie.

[Shiverr]

<div></div><p>Fatts my friend,</p><p>Firstly - You have by far the funniest sig of all time.  I actually LOL'd and grinned for several minutes over that....hehe</p><p>NOW - the cheesecake dilemma . . . mmmm cheesecake....    I have to say that if one chooses to slip cheesecake out of its "pie heritage" into a third choice... it complicates things so as that I would simply then have to trump that with the addition of a 4th.  <em><font color="#ffffcc">CORNBREAD</font>.</em>  I know it may seem odd.... but you have to understand me - I'm talking about wonderful homemade out-of-the oven cornbread dripping with honey-butter like most have never had the pleasure of enjoying.  So good, that it is like cake, but better. </p><p>Ultimately though, <font size="4">PIE takes all.  </font><font size="3">The preference tree is as follows:  Pie > Cornbread > Cheesecake > Cake.  And that, is good ol' wisdom.</font></p><p>:smileywink:</p><p><font size="3"></font> </p>

[overfloat]

<div></div><blockquote><hr>9thArch wrote:<div></div><p>Ultimately though, <font size="4">PIE takes all.  </font><font size="3">The preference tree is as follows:  Pie > Cornbread > Cheesecake > Cake.  And that, is good ol' wisdom.</font></p><hr></blockquote><p>Why is cornbread so uber?? Eh...</p><p>Pie rules, closely followed by cake. I hear they're gonna nerf cornbread soon anyway. Time to roll up a cheesecake fan.</p>

[Miranni]

<div></div>Only if it's a  chicken pot pie (do these qualify?) or chocolate pie.. otherwise I'm afraid marble swirl cheesecake trumps pie. Chocolate > fruit.

[overfloat]

<div></div><p>Chocolate > all.</p><p>In fact, I'll just take the chocolate.</p><p> </p><p>But only decent chocolate. None of that bitter, plastic Hershey's crap. :smileymad:</p>

[Syrano]

<div></div><p>The equation is just not this simple.  You are forgetting one major modifier and variable, without which the laws of Cake, Pie, Chocolate and more cannot possibly be observed.</p><p> </p><p align="center"><font size="6" color="#ccffff">Ice Cream.</font></p><p align="center"><img src="http://www.hormel.com/images/glossary/i/ice_cream_vanilla.jpg"></p><p>Ice Cream changes everything.  You have Chocolate Ice Cream, or Pie with Vanilla Ice Cream, Ice Cream plain, there's even a Cheesecake Icecream.  The choices my friends are boundless.  Ice Cream goes great with many things, including Leise.  There's also the simply divine, but equally complex, Ice Cream Sundae. So, it's the formula is much more complex.</p><p>(Sqrt(Ice Cream)/pie)*Chocolate = (Cake * (floor(Ice Cream)) ) Cheesecake</p><p>Or something like that.  Put simply, Ice Cream is a dominant factor.</p>

[AratornCalahn]

HAMBURGERS!!!<div></div>

[Syrano]

<div></div><p>Don't you mean:</p><p><img src="http://www.mcdonaldsindia.com/images/hamburglar.gif"></p><p>?</p>

[Shiverr]

<div></div><blockquote><hr>Syrano wrote:<div></div><p>The equation is just not this simple.  You are forgetting one major modifier and variable, without which the laws of Cake, Pie, Chocolate and more cannot possibly be observed.</p><p> </p><p align="center"><font size="6" color="#ccffff">Ice Cream.</font></p><p align="center"><img src="http://www.hormel.com/images/glossary/i/ice_cream_vanilla.jpg"></p><p>Ice Cream changes everything.  Or something like that.  Put simply, Ice Cream is a dominant factor.</p><p></p><hr><p><font size="5">Mmmmm..... cornbread & ice cream.</font></p><p><font size="5">Hold me.</font></p></blockquote>