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AratornCalahn
01-25-2006, 04:26 AM
<font face="Courier New"><font face="Arial">Based on DaLurkers new brgiand form, submit this form completed to the brgiand forum and we will help you make the right choice. No hastle, no problems, no fustration. Just pure 100% honest answers and your concerns and fears.</font></font><hr size="2" width="100%"><font face="Courier New">------------------------------------------------------LAZY SWASHBUCKLER TO BRIGAND-MAKING QUESTION FORM V1.0------------------------------------------------------Hello,I'm really fed up playing my [FILL IN THE BLANK BELOW] Swashbuckler :[ ] broken[ ] ubber[ ] nerfed[ ] so crappy[ ] low-DPS[ ] so unbalancedusual ......... (insert your problem name here)So I decided to betray to a Brigand cause :[ ] they pwnz all[ ] their heals are ubber[ ] my roommate has a twink brigand too[ ] my GL told me to and my guild need a brigand[ ] God told me to and my country need a brigand[ ] I love Pet-Classes[ ] they can summon hamburger food with their hat in KoS expansion[ ] Their males are really hot and im male.</font><font face="Courier New">[ ] Their males are really hot and im female.</font><font face="Courier New">[ ] Their males are really hot and im female, no really!</font><font face="Courier New">Now, tell me if Brigands are really better than :[ ] Assassin[ ] Ranger[ ] Swashbucklers[ ] Wizard[ ] Warlock[ ] Chuck Norris[ ] The Three MusketeersOf course, I haven't used the search tool and didn't read the other threads of this forum cause :[ ] I have no hands, I'm typing with my nose, it's painfull[ ] I have no brain[ ] I have no clue and just want my alt twink NOW[ ] Im busy fighting off several mobs I aggroed on the way here[ ] I am a Swashbuckler and thus will only do tihngs that make me look good.Tell me more, tell me all about Brigand Class, tell me if :[ ] they can solo T8 Epic x6 target[ ] they can heal[ ] their debuffs are better than Monk[ ] their bra is more gorgeous than Swashys[ ] their pet can hold aggro on Gorenaire[ ] they make more platz with solo than my Craft-Bot[ ] they roundhouse kick stronger than Chuck Norris[ ] their group stealth is so powerful it works server-wide[ ] their new class hat will prevent whole raid from AoE[ ] They fall over less than The Three MusketeersI'm waiting for further answers, and please be informed :[ ] I won't say thank you[ ] I won't come back to read them cause I got a raid to Pedestal[ ] I'll do what I want, whatever you say[ ] I'll quit if nobody answer and go having fun on WoW[ ] Im a Swashbuckler and cannot be trsuted to act wisely or in the best manner for myself, my guild or my love slave.Bye.Signed, A Swashbuckler.</font><hr size="2" width="100%"><font face="Courier New"></font><div></div>

StGeorg
01-25-2006, 04:48 AM
<div></div><p>[Removed for Content] - nicely done. :smileyvery-happy:</p><p>New Swashy on Unrest (33)</p><p>Canute</p>

Davhanama
01-25-2006, 04:54 AM
<div>Very well said.  We swashys are special people.  Lesser people need not apply. :smileywink:</div><div> </div><div>Davhanama</div>

Shiverr
01-25-2006, 11:42 AM
<div></div><p>Ok, so if we fill one of thse out.... we automatically get the uber-hamburglar hat....right??</p><p>Cha-ching!!</p><p> </p>

AratornCalahn
01-25-2006, 06:17 PM
<span><blockquote><hr>9thArch wrote:<div></div><p>Ok, so if we fill one of thse out.... we automatically get the uber-hamburglar hat....right??</p><p>Cha-ching!!</p><p> </p><hr></blockquote>no, fill one out and well tell the info you obviously are missing ...</span><div></div>

-Llama-
01-25-2006, 08:36 PM
<div></div><div><img src="http://www.jwz.org/images/hamburglar.gif"></div><div> </div><div><3 to the brigs</div>

Sanamien
01-25-2006, 11:40 PM
<div></div><blockquote><hr>AratornCalahn wrote:<font face="Courier New">Now, tell me if Brigands are really better than :[ ] Chuck NorrisTell me more, tell me all about Brigand Class, tell me if :[ ] they roundhouse kick stronger than Chuck Norris</font><hr size="2" width="100%"><font face="Courier New"></font><div></div></blockquote>This is just ridicolous!<a href="http://kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=2926" target="_blank">NOONE is better or roundhouse kicks stronger</a> <a href="http://kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=3051" target="_blank">than Chuck Norris</a><div><span></span></div>