View Full Version : Here's to you, Mr. Cloak of Flames Heritage Quest Quester
Zagats
12-28-2006, 07:56 PM
<DIV> <DIV>(Click <A href="http://eqiiforums.station.sony.com/eq2/board/message?board.id=lore&message.id=23136" target=_blank>here</A> to see Norrathians of Genius #1.)</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Bosprite's Wine proudly presents to you : Norrathians of Genius! */sing nor-rathians of ge-enius!*</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Today, we salute you, Mr. Cloak of Flames Heritage Quest Quester Guy!</DIV> <DIV>*/sing Mr. Cloak of Flames Heritage Quest Quester Guy!*</DIV> <DIV>You read the spoiler and thought "This will be cake!" </DIV> <DIV>*/sing What have I gotten into?*</DIV> <DIV>You had no idea of the countless hours you'd spend looking for 11 little pages. </DIV> <DIV>12 hours in Kaladim? 23 hours in New Tunaria? You should have given up hours ago, yet you just KNOW that the next mob will drop the one page you need.</DIV> <DIV>*/sing I'd give my soul to see page se-ven!*</DIV> <DIV>When you're out there killing vampire after vampire with no luck, why not open up a nice cool refreshing Bosprite's Wine and enjoy that wonderfully satisfying taste!</DIV> <DIV>So here's to you, Oh Pauper of Pages, because without you, lv 60 players would actually have something to kill.</DIV> <DIV>*/sing Mr Cloak of Flames Heritage Quest Quester Guy*</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Paid for by Bosprite's Provisioning Co, Freeport.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV></DIV>
Mabes
12-28-2006, 08:20 PM
Haha, awsome, keep it up :smileyhappy:
Xadius
12-28-2006, 10:34 PM
Now that made me laugh <div></div>
Cusashorn
12-28-2006, 11:13 PM
<DIV>Great. Now we've got a fad going.</DIV>
Zagats
12-28-2006, 11:56 PM
<P>is that so bad cusa?</P> <P>I enjoy making people laugh whenever possible.</P> <P>As the old proverb goes:</P> <P>"laughter doeth good like a medicine"</P> <P> </P> <P>If they can get a laugh out of something silly I post, great!</P>
Starness
12-29-2006, 12:24 AM
<DIV>Second best post ever! Next to the Norathians of Genius 1</DIV>
Etchii
12-29-2006, 12:46 AM
Do nerf-bat wielding developer guy next =P
Grozmok
12-29-2006, 01:40 AM
Hey, man. Don't forget to mention page 3 in there!<div></div>
Zagats
12-29-2006, 06:39 PM
<DIV>Etchi .. you got it! I will do "Mr. Nerf Bat Wielding Developer Guy" next!</DIV> <DIV>Such a great idea... gotta love makin fun of the devs!</DIV> <DIV>On the bright side, I finally got one of the two pages in Kaladim, despite having been there for many many hours. Page 11 dropped twice for me last night, so I let someone else loot the second copy - no sense in me looting it. I just wish I coulda made it say "Page 10" instead.</DIV><p>Message Edited by Zagats on <span class=date_text>12-29-2006</span> <span class=time_text>05:40 AM</span>
Etchii
12-29-2006, 07:57 PM
<BR> <BLOCKQUOTE> <HR> Zagats wrote:<BR> <DIV>Etchi .. you got it! I will do "Mr. Nerf Bat Wielding Developer Guy" next!</DIV> <DIV>Such a great idea... gotta love makin fun of the devs!</DIV> <DIV>On the bright side, I finally got one of the two pages in Kaladim, despite having been there for many many hours. Page 11 dropped twice for me last night, so I let someone else loot the second copy - no sense in me looting it. I just wish I coulda made it say "Page 10" instead.</DIV> <P>Message Edited by Zagats on <SPAN class=date_text>12-29-2006</SPAN><SPAN class=time_text>05:40 AM</SPAN><BR></P> <HR> </BLOCKQUOTE> <P><BR>Oh I can't wait!</P> <P>Gratz on your page.</P>
MysidiaDrakkenbane
01-04-2007, 12:50 AM
<P>OMG... All of my coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard. And even if I tried to explain it to them, they wouldn't get it. </P> <P>Thank you so very much for making my afternoon something to smile about. =D</P> <P>If you ever need topics, feel free to pick our brains. I have a few you could do.</P>
Uncle Malted
01-11-2007, 01:09 AM
I think you an <A href="http://eqiiforums.station.sony.com/eq2/view_profile?user.id=35452" target=_blank>Jethal</A> should get together.
Marytaten
01-11-2007, 03:53 AM
<P><FONT color=#ff99cc>bahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha hahaha</FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#ff99cc></FONT> </P> <P><FONT color=#ff99cc>yah thats all i have to say, those are my most altime fav commericals. and that was just well brilliant ....</FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#ff99cc></FONT> </P> <P><FONT color=#ff99cc>lmfao!!!!!! <img src="/smilies/283a16da79f3aa23fe1025c96295f04f.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /> <img src="/smilies/283a16da79f3aa23fe1025c96295f04f.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /> <img src="/smilies/283a16da79f3aa23fe1025c96295f04f.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /> <img src="/smilies/283a16da79f3aa23fe1025c96295f04f.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /></FONT></P>
Zagats
01-16-2007, 02:10 AM
<DIV>glad you liked em guys. i've not had much time to do another one recently, but i plan to in the future. no one likes my prose, probably because it sucks [expletive haxxored by myself], but at least I have this.</DIV> <DIV>This was the 2nd of 3.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV>
These are great! Here's a little thing I came up with:<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Restoration presents: Creatures of Norrath(Creatures of Norrath)Today we salute you, Mr. Gelatinous Cube.(Mr. Gelatinous Cube)You're green. You're gloopy. You live in a castle filled with skeletons and zombies. And yet, there's just something adorable about you.(Really cute now)Kittens? Puppies? Please. Who needs furry animals when the perfect pet is a three-by-three-foot cube of goo?(Wubba wubba!)They may have come to slay the scions, or pick up Ghoulbane. But they can't leave without stopping to hug you.(Awwwww!)So crack open a box of orc eyes, O Cheerer-Upper of Stormhold. Because without you, that little room would just be fallen to the undead.(Mr. Gelatinous Cube)Restoration guild, 7 Tranquil Lane, Qeynos.</font><div></div>
<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Restoration presents: Creatures of Norrath(Creatures of Norrath)Today we salute you, Mr. Enraged Ash Owlbear.(Mr. Enraged Ash Owlbear)Over the river, and through the woods... with a giant, feathered bear on your heels the entire way.(It'll eat you!)We just want to know: Who was the wizard that decided combining a bear and an owl was a good idea? And how drunk did he have to get the owl?(Creepy mages)Some stick to the path. Others hide in the trees. It doesn't matter. You'll chase anything that moves. And when it stops moving, you'll eat it.(Sneak sneak sneak sneak sneak sneak chomp!)So guard that pathway, O eater of Leras. Because if it weren't for you, a visit to Nektulos would just be a walk in the park.(Mr. Enraged Ash Owlbear)Restoration guild, 7 Tranquil Lane, Qeynos.</font><div></div>
Xadius
01-20-2007, 11:22 PM
OMG, some of you actually lay awake at night thinking up these things..<span>:smileysurprised:</span><div></div>
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