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Angel eye
08-27-2006, 06:15 AM
<DIV>Greetings, How ya doin? Fantastic. Here is a lame short story that I wrote that I didnt spend very much time on. Part One.</DIV> <DIV>    </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>                                                                                                         Dreams</DIV> <DIV>                                                                                                     By: Cristo (Gorgonoth)</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> Our story begins at the campsite of our heroes, Orkil Wormtongue and<BR>Gorgonoth Rockbreath, where Gorgon is trying to help Orkil obtain citezinship<BR>for qeynos to become a paladin. They just finished eating and are heading to bed.<BR>Gorgonoth starts to dream...<BR> *Horse neighs* Hey, I'm on a horse! Awesome. I usually eat all the horses<BR>I buy heh...*looks towards horse*...Rawr!!! Well, for some reason that horse wasn't as<BR>Satisfying as it is supposed to be. Lets see what else there is here to do.<BR>*walks around* Hey, where am I by the way? Why am I asking you? >.>...Well anyways,<BR>lets find some water, that last horse really did something feirce to my mouth.<BR>*farts* Apparently my behind too...Hmm...Didn't I see some strange guy that looks like he<BR>wants to kill me with some water pitchers walking back there? Lets mug him.<BR>There he is! *runs to tackle the old timer and hits a brick wall*...<BR>What the hell? I gotta catch that old guy. Im thirsty...>.>...<BR> How the hell did he go through this wall? And why the hell is there a wall here?<BR>I thought this place was surrounded by pure endless white nothingness that conjoins<BR>with each of the parralel universes and orbits the tiny molescule of a place between<BR>each sides of the universe dividing it from norrath and other civilised planets and planes...<BR>Well anyways, maybe if I poke these bricks with something I can find a secret door.<BR>*Pokes a birck then suddenly feels nothing beneath his feet* Hmm?...AHHH!!!</DIV> <DIV>                                   Parralel Dimensions</DIV> <DIV> Where am I now? Hey, thats me! And our fire! And thats Orkil! With a dream bubble...<BR>Hehehehehe...Well, here goes nuthin! Wooot!! *Jumps into Orkil's dream bubble*.<BR> Where the hell is this? A classroom? *Orkil's voice sounds into Gorgonoths* Hey!<BR>Hey Idiot! Gorgonoth says: Orkil!? Is that you pal!? Where are ya? How did you find<BR>A way to porject your voice inside my head!?...Orkil: Look down ya dumby...Gorgon:Oh!<BR>There you are, aha! I found you!...Orkil: -_-...Gorgonoth: So whats this place?<BR>Orkil: Oh its a classroom. Im recieving teachings from tunare. Gorgon: Tunare!?<BR>Tunare says: Orkil, is there something you would like to share with the class?<BR>Orkil: But...Only me and you are in the class...>.>... Tunare: Do not talk back Orkil!<BR>Gorgon: *raises hand*. Tunare: Yes Gorgonoth?<BR>Gorgon: ...Are you tunare? Tunare: ...Yes. Gorgon: *raises hand again*. Tunare: Yes?<BR>Gorgon:...Are you dead? Tunare:...No... Gorgon: *raises hand again*. I thought you were dead.<BR>Tunare: Well obviously Im not. Gorgon: Oh, haha!... *raises hand again*.<BR>Tunare: *sigh* Yes gorgonoth? Gorgon:...How come your'e not dead?.<BR>Tunare:...-_-...Because gorgon.<BR>Gorgon: *raises hand*...Are you dead now?<BR>Tunare:...NO DAMNIT!! Gorgon: Oh ok.<BR>Gorgon:.......How about now?...<BR>Tunare:*sends a jolt of nature through Gorgonoth*. Gorgon: Oooh, natures drugs,<BR>my favorite.<BR>Orkil says: Gorgon, Why dont you go into your own dream?<BR>Gorgon: I cant sleep.<BR>Orkil:...-_-...Unbelievable...<BR></DIV> <DIV>                                                                            So ends part one. Please give feedback, thanks. <img src="/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /></DIV> <P>Message Edited by Angel eye on <SPAN class=date_text>08-26-2006</SPAN> <SPAN class=time_text>07:17 PM</SPAN></P> <P>Message Edited by Angel eye on <SPAN class=date_text>08-26-2006</SPAN> <SPAN class=time_text>07:18 PM</SPAN></P><p>Message Edited by Angel eye on <span class=date_text>08-26-2006</span> <span class=time_text>07:22 PM</span>