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KniteShayd
04-11-2006, 03:40 AM
<div>now this may have been asked before, but what happened to the millers that were in Q hills and the karanas?</div><div>I haven't seen any millers in TS or in ANT/Qeynos.  Have they all died off? or did they possibly flee to another location? or... are they being saved for later content?:smileytongue:</div>

Zard
04-11-2006, 04:47 AM
<div></div><div>One sunny day in Qeynos Hills, ole Jeb was playing "fetch" with his pet wolf, Spot, out in front of the Miller homestead. When Spot returned the stick, he and Jeb wrassled with it a bit, as fiesty Spot often likes to do, before he released it for another throw.</div><div> </div><div>Just then, noisy Holly Windstalker cames a striding through the fields with her head held high and sees, what she believes to be, ole Jeb <em>fighting</em> with lil' Spot. Now Holly is one of those fanatical tree-hugging types that feels it is her Tunare-given duty to save all them animals from us human-folk and she takes immediate action to save Spot from almost certain death.</div><div> </div><div>"In the name of Tunare, leave that poor, innocent animal alone!" she commands then, without waiting for a response, summons her most powerful swarm of stinging insects to "set things right."</div><div> </div><div>"Aiiiyeeee . . .",  thud.</div><div> </div><div>Being a 6th level commoner, ole Jeb doesn't last very long against the divine wrath of a high-level druid and the last thing he sees is "LOADING, PLEASE WAIT . . ."</div><div> </div><div>Hearing all the commotion outside, MarySue Miller peeks her purty head out the window and sees Holly Windstalker standing triumphantly over the still warm (and covered with wasps) corpse of her dear husband.</div><div> </div><div>"You B*TCH! You jus' keeled me only hubbie!", MarySue screams while she grabs a rolling pin on the way out the door and charges the gloating druid.</div><div> </div><div>Young TommyLee, in his treefort carving himself a new slingshot, sees his mommy all fired up and loads up with some small rocks, jus' in case there be trouble, ya' know.</div><div> </div><div><scene removed due to excessive violence></div><div> </div><div>Three dead Miller's.</div><div>One confused wolf.</div><div>And one happy druid shouting "DING!" for all the zone the hear.</div><div> </div><div>At least, that's how me pappy told it to me.   :smileywink:</div><div> </div>

DreamerClou
04-11-2006, 06:28 AM
<div></div>LOL!  I love it <img src="/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />

Cusashorn
04-11-2006, 08:08 AM
<div>I need to look into it, but I think I remember seeing somewhere in the game that the Miller family was the ones who founded Thundermist Village.</div>