Warden/Temp joke pretty Funny:)

[Tarqui]

<div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div>http://eqiiforums.station.sony.com/eq2/board/message?board.id=16&message.id=3079 <img src="/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /> <div></div><p>Message Edited by TarquinB on <span class="date_text">05-27-2005</span> <span class="time_text">11:36 AM</span></p><p>Message Edited by TarquinB on <span class="date_text">05-27-2005</span> <span class="time_text">11:37 AM</span></p><p>Message Edited by TarquinB on <span class="date_text">05-27-2005</span> <span class="time_text">11:38 AM</span></p><p>Message Edited by TarquinB on <span class=date_text>05-27-2005</span> <span class=time_text>11:39 AM</span>

[MadisonPark]

I must have missed the punchline.

[Feachador]

<BR> <BLOCKQUOTE> <HR> MadisonPark wrote:<BR>I must have missed the punchline. <BR> <HR> </BLOCKQUOTE><BR>you didn't miss it, it's just not funny.  Apparently, the point is that Heal over time is better than reactives.  /sigh

[Tarqui]

HehehMy pardon then, I thought it was funny<img src="/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /> <<Apparently, the point is that Heal over time is better than reactives.  /sigh>> It was a joke not a point!<img src="/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /> <div></div>

[MadisonPark]

<DIV><BR> <BLOCKQUOTE> <HR> TarquinB wrote:<BR>HehehMy pardon then, I thought it was funny<img src="/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /><BR><BR><><BR><BR>It was a joke not a point!<img src="/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /><BR><BR> <HR> </BLOCKQUOTE>I dunno, I really didn't find it amusing, and I can usually take joke, even at my expense.<BR></DIV>

[Blast2hell]

<DIV>I thought it was funny, and I read it as only a joke, no point intended hehe.     Hell, sometimes I wish I could reach up and smack the tank for 2 points of damage to get the reactive to go off hehe.</DIV>

[AzraelAzgard]

Wow your a funny guy !...

[MadisonPark]

A Warden and a Templar walked into a bar and imediately sensed some trouble. A group of men were standing around two waitresses who had been injured.<BR><BR>"What happened?" They asked, concerned. "Well, Old McFuzzleSprizzle the Wizard was making a potion and I guess he used the wrong ingredients because the next thing we heard was a huge BOOM" replied a patron. "No matter girls, we shall heal you!" said the Templar (who was slightly arogant to say the least). <BR><BR>The Warden took one girl aside and cast his healing spell on her. The wound slowly healed until there was no trace that she had ever been injured at all. She hugged him in grattitude. "My hero!!!". Then suddenly the Warden heard the other waitress crying out in pain. "Ow! Ow! Ow!". He turned to find the Templar repeatedly slapping her over the back of the head.<BR><BR>"What the hell are you doing to her???" screamed the Warden.<BR><BR>The Templar looks at him puzzled. "What do you think I'm doing? I'm healing her!" <DIV>------------------------</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Perhaps Im hyper sensitive, but it seems more condescending, if not passive aggressive, than funny. There is obvious bias in the story telling. Again, I guess I just missed the punch line. Seems to be more of a story than a joke.</DIV>

[[sp00k]]

<DIV>Lol, its okay.  I thought it was funny and perhaps the joke teller could have wrote it a little different.  The point was Wardens heal over time and Us inquis and temp's use reactives....Slap, heal, slap, heal (slap = getting hit to spark reactive)...I thought it was cute.</DIV>

[MadisonPark]

<BR> <BLOCKQUOTE> <HR> [sp00k] wrote:<BR> <DIV>Lol, its okay.  I thought it was funny and perhaps the joke teller could have wrote it a little different.  The point was Wardens heal over time and Us inquis and temp's use reactives....Slap, heal, slap, heal (slap = getting hit to spark reactive)...I thought it was cute.</DIV><BR> <HR> </BLOCKQUOTE><BR>Yeah, theres potential there... re written it could be funny. As it stands now, not amused.

[jandu]

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[kenji]

<DIV>well Madison maybe u can look at it this way...</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>the BOOM did 20000 dmg...</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>lets say Regen 1000 every 5 sec, it takes almost 2 mins</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>lets say Reactive 1000 every hit.. and with our str and slap 1 dmg.. every 0.5 sec (so u can see "ow ow ow" in a row <img src="/smilies/69934afc394145350659cd7add244ca9.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />).. it takes 21 sec to fully recover..</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>wish u can have some fun then <img src="/smilies/69934afc394145350659cd7add244ca9.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /></DIV>

[MadisonPark]

<BR> <BLOCKQUOTE> <HR> kenjiso wrote:<BR> <DIV>well Madison maybe u can look at it this way...</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>the BOOM did 20000 dmg...</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>lets say Regen 1000 every 5 sec, it takes almost 2 mins</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>lets say Reactive 1000 every hit.. and with our str and slap 1 dmg.. every 0.5 sec (so u can see "ow ow ow" in a row <img src="/smilies/69934afc394145350659cd7add244ca9.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />).. it takes 21 sec to fully recover..</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>wish u can have some fun then <img src="/smilies/69934afc394145350659cd7add244ca9.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /></DIV><BR> <HR> </BLOCKQUOTE><BR> <DIV>hehe. I need to lighten up methinks.</DIV>

[Tar~Palantir]

We've got out VItae and some [expletive ninja'd by Faarbot] good instants.  I could out-perform any warden of any comparable lvl to me.

[Dragonreal]

<DIV>I think you guys takin' it badly are takin' it wrong heh The joke was posted prolly as a way to make the wardens/drds feel better about how weak our regens are especially in comparison to reactives</DIV>

[MadisonPark]

<BR> <BLOCKQUOTE> <HR> Dragonrealms wrote:<BR> <DIV>I think you guys takin' it badly are takin' it wrong heh The joke was posted prolly as a way to make the wardens/drds feel better about how weak our regens are especially in comparison to reactives</DIV><BR> <HR> </BLOCKQUOTE><BR>So we're not supposed to be offended that it portrays us as inferior?

[Tar~Palantir]

A guardian is being hit by a group of giants(5) for about 100 dmg per second.  The templar and warden run to his aid.  The warden pops an HoT on the guardians...4 seconds later...400 dmg has been incurred...HoT heals for 200...32 seconds later the tank dies(he had 1600 health), there is a ranger doing DPS.  The Templar role-plays Jesus Christ if you know what i mean, and hten they have a go at it again.  The Templar casts Bestowal of Vitae adept I.  The tank was at 66% health when BoV was cast(between 1000 and 1100) and the tank was at full health in 5 seconds, being healed for 115 per tick. By this point, the giants are going through their nukes.  The templar can now subside on his formidible direct heals like combat healing(with offensive skill attribute increase) and an occasional BoV.  Giants are brought down and Templar walks away victorious and the warden turns into some animal like every other joe who played the class to turn into an animal.

[fasht]

Dear, dear me Regardless of whether the Templer does a average of the square of the hypotomuse 0.01 minus the sub light frequency of part two of the eqaution but NOT during a swallows fart when the sigma is 5, or the Warden doesn't mask incomming delta sufficiently due to offset the low frequency waves comming out of cuba... IT WAS A JOKE!!! And pretty funny too <div></div>

[Dragonreal]

<BR> <BLOCKQUOTE> <HR> Tar~Palantir wrote:<BR>A guardian is being hit by a group of giants(5) for about 100 dmg per second.  The templar and warden run to his aid.  The warden pops an HoT on the guardians...4 seconds later...400 dmg has been incurred...HoT heals for 200...32 seconds later the tank dies(he had 1600 health), there is a ranger doing DPS.  The Templar role-plays Jesus Christ if you know what i mean, and hten they have a go at it again.  The Templar casts Bestowal of Vitae adept I.  The tank was at 66% health when BoV was cast(between 1000 and 1100) and the tank was at full health in 5 seconds, being healed for 115 per tick. By this point, the giants are going through their nukes.  The templar can now subside on his formidible direct heals like combat healing(with offensive skill attribute increase) and an occasional BoV.  Giants are brought down and Templar walks away victorious and the warden turns into some animal like every other joe who played the class to turn into an animal. <BR> <HR> </BLOCKQUOTE> <P><BR>The thing you're forgetting in this scenario is that the warden has [expletive ninja'd by Faarbot] nice direct heals too.. actually better than the templar ones, so unless that warden has no idea what they're doing, the tank isn't gonna die.</P> <P>The other thing you're missing is that joke was not suppsoed to be a "we're better than templars" discussion; it was pointing out the SINGLE thing about warden specialty heals that are better than templar ones and that's that the target doesn't need to be taking damage to get healed. You guys all need to just lighten up. I don't see why you are taking it so seriously when everyone and their brother knows that reactives are worlds better than any other priest's specialty heal.</P>

[kenji]

<DIV><A href="http://eqiiforums.station.sony.com/eq2/view_profile?user.id=37498" target=top><SPAN>Tar~Palantir</SPAN></A> ... perfect example <img src="/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /> templar pwns warden!! we have RH and Direct Heal and u only got 1 regen, woot!</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>wow, i really think this one worth 1 star only lol</DIV>

[Tar~Palantir]

Now my follow up comment.  This is getting petty where the other healing classes are grasping at straws to make themselves into heroes and us into little softies with a suit of armour.  IT IS NOT WORKING. *takes on pompous tone*"well, ifr you remember back to lvl 21.529 the blah blah blah heal healed for 10 more dmg for 2.33% of the level"  That's what you are sounding like wardens, mystics, and other classes that keep trying to belittle us Templars.

[Dragonz]

<DIV>I play  templar lvl 48 , my partner  has lvl 49 mystic and lvl 40 warden</DIV> <DIV>we both have a good laugh at the joke. </DIV> <DIV>at the end of the day  it's a GAME not real life. </DIV> <DIV>lighten up people, there are real people in this world have hardships beyond our experience or comprehension.</DIV> <DIV> do pixels really matter that much</DIV> <DIV> </DIV>

[Fleaba]

OMG!! If yawl are taking offense to this joke...good thing ya don't see the ones over the Warden channel. <img src="/smilies/69934afc394145350659cd7add244ca9.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />

[CaIigu]

<P><FONT color=#ffff00>[Removed for Content]</FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#ffff00>Thought it was a pretty funny joke, thats right, a JOKE. A joke is one of those things that make people laugh and noone takes Seriously. I know, I know you should've been warned before hand not to read so your feeling wouldn't get hurt. *Sigh*</FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#ffff00>Honestly though, if you can't laugh at yourself you have become to serious.</FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#ffff00></FONT> </P>

[Unmask]

Well if there is a joke it's on us druids for having the worst specialty heals. <img src="/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />  It is just funny in the way the mechanics of the heals work.

[kenji]

<DIV>regen work well at high lvl when tanks got high avoidance...but low it sux...</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>ward work well at lowest lvl, but worst at top</DIV>

[Unmask]

As long as damage comes in spikes, which it does currently, regens will be the worst method of healing.  They get worse and worse as you gain levels because they scale very poorly.

[Tarqui]

Oiy!! I didnt mean for a class comparison. I just like to browse the boards, which I feel is good to know how our other healing sisters and brothers are doing, and what thier doing. I saw the joke and got the mental picture and laughed and figured I'd share it<img src="/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /> But now I'm scared and will not do that again<img src="/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /> /runs away /quickly <div></div>

[MadisonPark]

Lol wow sorry guys... I really do need to lighten up... and thinking back i do get a slight chuckle out of it.

[BarryT]

That's actually quite funny. Especially as i am a templar lol

[cdxrd]

That was good.. =)

[Tar~Palantir]

This is nothing more than a futile attempt to say wardes>templars but with a thin veil of being a joke. Obviously the joke thing fooled most of you.

[kenji]

<DIV>spike dmg is 100% sure in EQ2, style and normal melee like 3 times difference.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>however, at higher lvl, with all avoidance buffs and a bard agi song, ~100% avoidance to same lvl mob. thus, maybe 1 of 10 hits will land, which gives your Regen more time to work. and Direct Heal with HoT effect also help with ratio <img src="/smilies/8a80c6485cd926be453217d59a84a888.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /></DIV>

[ins4nity11]

<FONT color=#0033ff>Lol, that was a good one.  I guess that some of the people didnt like it, because its insulting their class lol.</FONT>

[Puppyf]

Heh, Tar Palantir has it right. I dont like Templars at all and I think that Wardens are the best class in the game. In fact I dont know why other classes even bother playing since I can solo anything, including Nagafen. <img src="/smilies/69934afc394145350659cd7add244ca9.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /> /sarcasm_off While is *is* true that I find a lot of Templars to be overly pompus and humourless, thats not why I made the joke. The part about the Pompus Templar was just for flavour, since it was on the Warden board. I dont think Wardens are better than Templars at all. Though skill wise, it's clear that we are. (chew on that <img src="/smilies/69934afc394145350659cd7add244ca9.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />) There was no "point" to the joke. I just thought the idea of a healer hitting the tank to spark a reactive was hilairious. It would be the funnies and best exploit ever. I'm not sorry if it offended any of you, because if THAT joke got you upset... well... tough. I'm glad some could take it for what it was, a joke. PS: Feel free to make a joke about Templars being better than wardens, I'd love to hear a little humour. <div></div>

[Tarqui]

Crikey!!!! Just for the record I am a Templar<img src="/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /> I was not knockin Templars, I love my class!!! I promise not to copy any more jokes over!!!! <font size="1"> </font> <font size="1"> </font> <div></div>

[Puppyf]

New, more Templar friendly version. Three adventures were traveling down the highway. Globben McPoppenfrop the Conjurer was singing his normal tune: "Oh I just can't wait to be gimped!!!" to the annoyance of both Tiny the Guardian and Priestess Bessy Bigbust. After singing his song Globben reached inside his pack and produced his latest invention. Canned Nerfage. He showed the other two all it's shiny knobs and buttons. "With this we will be safe from all evil doers!" he declared. Both the others rolled their eyes. ...and just at that point he saw a potential threat. Up at the top of the hill were two shadowy figures. He pushed infront of Bessy hastily and got ready to throw the can. "I'll save you M'lady!". "Wait Globben, its just another Bot Farme..." But it was too late. The can was already in the air, although not traveling as far as one might expect. It landed roughly 2.87 meters infront of them, and then began to roll back with all lights flashing. "Noooooo..." screamy Tiny, knocking the others to the floor in a very heroic, guardian type way. He jumped too, but was hit hard by the blast. Bessy awoke to find the other two unconscious. The Conjurer seemed to have sustained no real damage, so she ran to the side of the Guardian who lay on his back. She took off his helmet and looked deep into his eyes. "I.... I wont make it" he breathed. "Nonesense, dont say that." "No, i'm too injured.... plus I think all my taunts are on the same reuse timer now..." "Shhhh...." she cooed. "Soon all will be right again." The Guardian closed his eyes and relaxed as he listened to her pray to the gods. Soon she was quiet, and he breathed a big sigh of relief. Then all of the sudden he felt a sharp pain on the side of his head. And again, and again. His eyes went wide open and he saw her slapping him with her glove repeatedly. "M'lady, w... what are you doing?" "What does I look like I'm doing?" she asked impatiently. "I'm healing you!" <div></div>

[Tarqui]

<img src="/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /> Hehe allow me to reply as I would on Me server(RP) <ic> Well now says I.... "Take yer treehuggin, leaf castin, warden self, back to yer boards." Here lad are Soldiers of the Order Templar, so I dun want ye breakin a nail er nuttin<img src="/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /> Dang treehuggin,bark munchin hippies! <div></div>

[Imri]

I can't believe this thread has gone almost 3 pages.

[VettsVey]

Bah I want more JOKES!  I thought it was good.  If your not going to post them here anymore, atleast PM a link to more =)

[Unmask]

<BLOCKQUOTE> <HR> kenjiso wrote:<BR> <DIV>spike dmg is 100% sure in EQ2, style and normal melee like 3 times difference.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>however, at higher lvl, with all avoidance buffs and a bard agi song, ~100% avoidance to same lvl mob. thus, maybe 1 of 10 hits will land, which gives your Regen more time to work. and Direct Heal with HoT effect also help with ratio <img src="/smilies/8a80c6485cd926be453217d59a84a888.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /></DIV><BR> <HR> </BLOCKQUOTE> <P>My best HoT is 168/tick (adept 3 chloroplast at 50th level).  Sorry but that's far less useful than a reactive.  I'm presuming that's why our direct heals are better.  To heal after significant damage we need time which we often don't have.  That's why reactives are so much better.  Of course with respect to the joke, using a reactive after the battle might not have been the best idea. <img src="/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /></P><p>Message Edited by Unmasked on <span class=date_text>06-01-2005</span> <span class=time_text>09:25 PM</span>

[MadisonPark]

<BR> <BLOCKQUOTE> <HR> Puppyfat wrote:<BR>New, more Templar friendly version.<BR><BR>Three adventures were traveling down the highway. Globben McPoppenfrop the Conjurer was singing his normal tune: "Oh I just can't wait to be gimped!!!" to the annoyance of both Tiny the Guardian and Priestess Bessy Bigbust. After singing his song Globben reached inside his pack and produced his latest invention. Canned Nerfage. He showed the other two all it's shiny knobs and buttons.<BR><BR>"With this we will be safe from all evil doers!" he declared. Both the others rolled their eyes.<BR><BR>...and just at that point he saw a potential threat. Up at the top of the hill were two shadowy figures. He pushed infront of Bessy hastily and got ready to throw the can. "I'll save you M'lady!".<BR><BR>"Wait Globben, its just another Bot Farme..." But it was too late. The can was already in the air, although not traveling as far as one might expect. It landed roughly 2.87 meters infront of them, and then began to roll back with all lights flashing.<BR><BR>"Noooooo..." screamy Tiny, knocking the others to the floor in a very heroic, guardian type way. He jumped too, but was hit hard by the blast.<BR><BR>Bessy awoke to find the other two unconscious. The Conjurer seemed to have sustained no real damage, so she ran to the side of the Guardian who lay on his back. She took off his helmet and looked deep into his eyes.<BR><BR>"I.... I wont make it" he breathed.<BR><BR>"Nonesense, dont say that."<BR><BR>"No, i'm too injured.... plus I think all my taunts are on the same reuse timer now..."<BR><BR>"Shhhh...." she cooed. "Soon all will be right again."<BR><BR>The Guardian closed his eyes and relaxed as he listened to her pray to the gods. Soon she was quiet, and he breathed a big sigh of relief. Then all of the sudden he felt a sharp pain on the side of his head. And again, and again. His eyes went wide open and he saw her slapping him with her glove repeatedly.<BR><BR>"M'lady, w... what are you doing?"<BR><BR>"What does I look like I'm doing?" she asked impatiently. "I'm healing you!"<BR> <P><BR></P> <HR> <P> lol - that one was great, always happy to misuse the tank. Cheers mate.</P></BLOCKQUOTE>

[MadisonPark]

<BR> <BLOCKQUOTE> <HR> Unmasked wrote:<BR> <BLOCKQUOTE> <HR> kenjiso wrote:<BR> <DIV>spike dmg is 100% sure in EQ2, style and normal melee like 3 times difference.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>however, at higher lvl, with all avoidance buffs and a bard agi song, ~100% avoidance to same lvl mob. thus, maybe 1 of 10 hits will land, which gives your Regen more time to work. and Direct Heal with HoT effect also help with ratio <img src="/smilies/8a80c6485cd926be453217d59a84a888.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /></DIV><BR> <HR> </BLOCKQUOTE> <P>My best HoT is 168/tick (adept 3 chloroplast at 50th level).  Sorry but that's far less useful than a reactive.  I'm presuming that's why our direct heals are better.  To heal after significant damage we need time which we often don't have.  That's why reactives are so much better.  Of course with respect to the joke, using a reactive after the battle might not have been the best idea. <img src="/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /></P> <P>Message Edited by Unmasked on <SPAN class=date_text>06-01-2005</SPAN> <SPAN class=time_text>09:25 PM</SPAN><BR> <HR> </BLOCKQUOTE>I agree due to the effectiveness of our reactives, our direct heals are less effective... granted Im not sure where furies come into play, as they have the same direct heals as us, and the same regens (effectivenses atleast) as wardens. I guess their dps capabilites is supposed to compensate.<BR>

[Unmask]

Well furies get certain buffs with their direct heals instead of the extra regen component but those buffs are really very marginal so I'd think they should get an extra regen component as well.

[MadisonPark]

<BR> <BLOCKQUOTE> <HR> Unmasked wrote:<BR>Well furies get certain buffs with their direct heals instead of the extra regen component but those buffs are really very marginal so I'd think they should get an extra regen component as well.<BR> <HR> </BLOCKQUOTE><BR>If I remember correctly, I believe their buff is an icrease to agi, which would be great except for the borked agi system right now.

[Dragonreal]

One of their lines is a lion form buff, which is a small amount of agi (or so they say) and a proc (which is apparently the main reason they cast this on ppl); the other line is like a 20 second long str/sta buff. I'd definitely say they need an extra regen or something else just as good to compensate.

[Sepp]

Wow. Just wow. Is it a prerequisite that all clerics must turn in their sense of humor to become a templar or something? I'm glad to see at least the original poster managed to circumvent this requirement, but most of you all take yourselves far to seriously...

[Imri]

<DIV><BR> <BLOCKQUOTE> <HR> Seppin wrote:<BR>Wow. Just wow. Is it a prerequisite that all clerics must turn in their sense of humor to become a templar or something? I'm glad to see at least the original poster managed to circumvent this requirement, but most of you all take yourselves far to seriously...<BR> <HR> </BLOCKQUOTE><BR>Not at all. It's just most templars are sick of seeing people say they are overpowered, when the fact is they are just the least broken.</DIV>

[MadisonPark]

<DIV><BR> <BLOCKQUOTE> <HR> Seppin wrote:<BR>Wow. Just wow. Is it a prerequisite that all clerics must turn in their sense of humor to become a templar or something? I'm glad to see at least the original poster managed to circumvent this requirement, but most of you all take yourselves far to seriously...<BR> <HR> </BLOCKQUOTE><BR>You'll find that a lot of us are on the defensive.</DIV>

[Fidi]

<DIV>I found the reactions more funny than the joke itself.  Holy cr*p you guys are hilarious.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Think I'll head on over to the Coercer board for some more balanced perspective...</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV>

[Asp728]

<P>I liked reading it more when it's Wardens vs. Templars (like a pay-per-view event!).  Don't bring Furies in!!  People only like us for invis!!</P> <P> </P> <P>/hides back in shadows</P>

[Ve]

Heh. Why does it have to be an argument about who is a "better" healer? I love being a templar, and I've been impressed by the healing power of the wardens that I've grouped with. I think a templar/warden combination is very powerful healing. I prefer grouping with druids than shamans, because last time I checked, wards still mess up my reactives. But when you throw your reactive, and they throw their regen, the tank can't be safer. <img src="/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /> <div></div>

[PsychoCann]

Lol i play a Guardian who groups with all sorts of healers and a Templar myself and i laughed out loud <img src="/smilies/8a80c6485cd926be453217d59a84a888.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /> I can't tell you the number of times i've cast a reactive on a tank only to have him avoid hits or finish the enounter with some health missing but the reactive still up and i've wanted so badly just to walk up behind him and smack him upside the head with my two handed war hammer just to "heal" him <img src="/smilies/8a80c6485cd926be453217d59a84a888.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /> *tough love* Maybe it doesn't tickle some peoples funny bone especially those that really get "in character". Yes its biased (Templars have direct heals too you know) but its "true" in that i've been tempted to do it myself sometimes in the name of being power efficient <img src="/smilies/8a80c6485cd926be453217d59a84a888.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /> and that made me laugh because its so stupid but true. <div></div>

[MadisonPark]

I found the 2nd one funny, the first one not. Main difference being the first one seemed almost condescending to the templar. Some of us are admitly hyper sensitive and need to relax. :smileyvery-happy:

[Feachador]

I remember one time I was in Zek, and had gotten beaten up pretty bad by those stupid trees.  I was low on power, middleish on health, but still had a reactive up.  I just walked over to one of the groups of green orcs, and let them "heal" me.  <img src="/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />  The group I was with thought it was pretty funny.

[Origosis]

It almost make sense people are getting offended over the joke. People get offended over Racist, Religious, or Dirty jokes. Even though they are just jokes, so what makes you think people are going to lighten up over a joke about thier race/class in a game? You could tell a joke about my momma, while insulting my race and religion all in the same joke, and I will still laugh at it. Jokes are designed to make light of a situation, It is good for a joke to touch on sensitive subjects. There should be no sensitive subjects we should all be open minded and willing ti take a chill pill, sit back and laugh at anything. I could rant all-day but I won't. Love the joke, keep em coming. <div></div>

[Littl]

i thought it was funny how it relates to Evangilasts but made it humouras by turning it into a game healer charater related.

[ShockG1]

<DIV>ROFL (HEHE) That was by far one of the funniest jokes I've heard  in a while.  I laughed so hard my stomach still hurts. I still laugh everytime I read it.  Best part is that it's so so true.  Hey why not go slap the MT a few times just to heal him.  Like it was stated in an earlier reply, Tough Love.  LOL  :smileyvery-happy:</DIV> <P>Message Edited by ShockG1 on <SPAN class=date_text>07-07-2005</SPAN><SPAN class=time_text>03:25 AM</SPAN></P><p>Message Edited by ShockG1 on <span class=date_text>07-07-2005</span> <span class=time_text>03:25 AM</span>

[Meniphisto]

<DIV>lol! These were great. ^_^<BR><BR>Just kinda sad that theres nothing about us Mystics sitting there poking either the Templar or Warden asking either "What are you doing?" or "Do you think I can help?" ... well, its either that or just sitting there saying "What? I put a ward around him..."</DIV>

[lichmeister]

<div></div>hahaha i skimmed the thread and was not expectin to find it funny... that was good!<span>:smileyvery-happy:</span> /rofl /em wipes tears from his eyes that was great1 'whaddaya think im doing?... im healing her!' thats so frikkin true! i can just imagine the look on the tanks face when i cast BoV/Supplicants Prayer on him while hes at 30% and say "there ya go... you're healed... pull away!" edit: c'mon people have a sense of humour... noone is trying to make a point or say 1 is better than another... just trying to have a good laugh at the silliness of the mechanics... all you templars out there, chill out! everyone knows we got the best curatives in the game.... Wardens may rock, but Templars RULE! <div></div><p>Message Edited by lichmeister on <span class=date_text>07-13-2005</span> <span class=time_text>04:32 PM</span>

[Sleet_Levanter]

<DIV>ROFL!  I loved both of those jokes.  I copied the first one to our guild's message board along with a link to the original post in the Warden forum.  Thank you for a good laugh.</DIV>

[lichmeister]

<span><blockquote><hr>TarquinB wrote:Oiy!! I didnt mean for a class comparison. I just like to browse the boards, which I feel is good to know how our other healing sisters and brothers are doing, and what thier doing. I saw the joke and got the mental picture and laughed and figured I'd share it<img src="/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /> But now I'm scared and will not do that again<img src="/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /> /runs away /quickly <div></div><hr></blockquote>...what is it about eqplayers that makes us all wanna pull out a flail upon sight of expired equine?... i saw the joke... i pictured the ludicrousness of my heals and i laughed... end of story!<span>:smileyvery-happy:</span> "...but the Templar must represent the..." shhh "... dont you think the warden is a manifestation of some deep-seated trauma... "shhh "...well what about the alchemist?... its discriminatory against alchemists [or maybe gnomes] to have the fumbling alchemist screw up the potion.." shhh Here's one of my favorites [it was brought to mind by those posters who commented on the absence of droods from the original joke] Whats the difference between a drood and a trampoline? .... drumroll.... You gotta take your sabatons off to jump on the trampoline! /em puts down the microphone and prepares his anti-flame sheild for a barrage of furious furies. </span><div></div>