RisaPyth
02-28-2005, 11:15 PM
(<FONT color=#ff3300>Note</FONT>: Please let me know if I'm out of line posting this here. I wasn't too sure if posting this kind of stuff in this forum is okay. Thanks!) <P><FONT face=Arial,Helvetica color=#ff6600 size=+1><I><B>Adventuring Group Seeks Wizard/Warlock!</B></I></FONT></P> <P>The <FONT color=#ff6600>Band of the Two-Fisted Monkey</FONT> (TFM for short), a drunken goody-goody heroic adventuring group, seeks a highly motivated and energetic Wizard or Warlock to nuke the hell out of our enemies! He or She will work with up to 5 other adventurers once a week, including a mad berserking elf (who’s favorite past time is frothing at the mouth), a less then bright smite’n’smashing barbarian, a Kerren tom with self-inflicted rabies (we think he got it from the elf), a sexy and horny Fury wood elf chick, a self-righteous and writ-obsessed high-elf female Mystic with a pointy stick, and a homeless mentally “challenged” elf who reeks of malt liquor and likes sneaking around in the woods. </P> <P><B><FONT color=#ff6600>Job requirements include:</FONT></B> </P> <UL> <LI>Be furthest from the mob and throw nukes until the mob is dead</LI> <LI>Running when told to run. Screaming like a little girl is optional.</LI> <LI>Knowing when to upgrade your spells. The bigger the nuke, the better.</LI> <LI>Staying roughly within the same level as the group. If you are a level too high or too low we won’t be able to help you and you won’t be able to help us.</LI> <LI>Work closely with a team towards a common goal</LI></UL><B><FONT color=#ff6600>Qualifications include:</FONT></B> <UL> <LI>Must be located on the Mistmoore server</LI> <LI>Proven Wizard/Warlock certification from the Qeynos Concordium or Freeport Arcane Scientists (edit: sorry didn't know wizards/warlocks were neutral classes!)</LI> <LI>Experienced in nuking horrible monsters, pesky critters, and stinky undead</LI> <LI>Must be between Levels 22 to 25</LI> <LI>Be able to work at least every other Sunday with the group from 1:00 PM to 5:00 PM PST</LI> <LI>Be 21 years-old or older in real life. Sorry no minors since we server beer and other alcoholic beverages.</LI> <LI>Must have a sense of humor as well as a mature and helpful attitude</LI> <LI>Adept 3 spells are a plus!</LI></UL><B><FONT color=#ff6600>Job perks include:</FONT></B> <UL> <LI>Invites to regular LAN parties with free food if you live in the Seattle, WA area</LI> <LI>Access to a VOIP server so you can cuss out your team mates.</LI> <LI>Weekly stories describing your awesomely cool Sunday adventures with the TFM.</LI></UL> <P>If you are interested, please contact <FONT color=#ff6600>Pythia </FONT>or <FONT color=#ff6600>Seablade </FONT>in-game. Or send email to <FONT color=#ff6600><B>twofist.monkey AT gmail.com</B> </FONT></P> <P>For more information about the Band of the Two-Fisted Monkeys visit our website at <A href="http://www.two-fist.com/" target=_blank>http://www.two-fist.com</A>. (Yes, the link is work safe!)</P><p>Message Edited by RisaPythia on <span class=date_text>02-28-2005</span> <span class=time_text>11:38 AM</span>